Flushing the Quote Queue
H. L. Mencken
"The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth."
Henry David Thoreau
"Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new."
Jules Renard
"I am not sincere, even when I say I am not."
Bertrand Russell
"In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying."
Victor Borge
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
John Andrew Holmes
"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both."
Jules de Gaultier
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
Mary Wilson Little
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
Franklin P. Adams
"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent."
Abraham Lincoln
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
Dave Barry
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."