1k + ? meme.

Jan 08, 2006 15:15

1. Name: Josh
2. Age: 19 going on 20
3. Birthdate:11 February 1986
4. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
5. Height: 6'
6. Weight: 7.9 tons
7. Hair color: black
8. Eye color: brown
9. Male or female: male
10. Where were you born: Ohio.
11. Where do you live now: In the hearts of disturbed children everywhere.
12. Do you have glasses: yes
13. Do you have braces: nope
14. Do you like your name:Eh, it will do for now.:P

~friends
15. Who is your best friend(s)? i have a couple
16. What is all of your fiends names? This meme is long enough without adding that list to it.:P
17. Which one do you get along with the best? Satan.
18. Which one is the toughest? Me.
19. Which one is the preppiest? Lisa or Chino.
20. Which one is the blondest? Shaun.
21. Which one is the weird one? Wow, I'm not even gonna try and answer that. In this category they are all winners.
22. Which one has an attitude problem?Shaun.
23. Which one is the funniest? Me.
24. Which one is the dullest? none of them.
25. Which one is the loudest? Audre and her entire family.:P
26. Which one is the shyest? Not sure.
27. Which one is the most out-going? Trick Question.
28. Which one has the best smile? Audre,
29. Which one can you trust the most? Me. I trust a couple of them, though.
30. Which one can you trust the least? A couple, also.(None who will read this though) RL fucks.
31. Which one do you know the best? i know a few really well
32. Do you have a crush? No.
33. If so, who? Me.
34. Why do you like him/her? Because I'm made of fucking concentrated win and god. I'm the very definition of awesome.
35. How long have you had a crush on him/her? For as long as I care to remember.
37. Do you have a gf/bf? No.
38. If so, who?
39. Do you love him/her?
40. How long have you been together?
41. How did you 2 meet?
42. What would be your dream guy/girl? My clone.
43. What is your dream date? World Conquest.
44. Tv show- I don't watch tv that much.
45. Radio station- New Rock 99x www.99xwjbx.com
47. Animal- Edgar.
48. State- Hawaii.
49. Country- France.
50. Meat- Cooked.
51. Vegetable- Baby.
52. Fruit- is fucking awesome.
53. Boy band- Whichever ones burn to death in their tour bus.
54. Guy singer- Voltaire, Jesse L. Martin or me.:P
55. Girl singer- Too many to choose one.
56. Girl band- hmm. Again, can't choose one.
57. Place to hang- my friends houses
58. Store- Hot Topic if only because of the music and enviroment while shopping.
59. Shoe brand- A few.
60. Clothes brand- This line of questioning bores me.
61. Cologne/perfume brand- There are a couple nice ones, I don't really wear cologne though.
62. Actor- Depp, Cage, Walken, Jesse L. Martin
63. Actress- Jolie, Beckinsale, hannigan, Juliet Landau, more...
64. Computer game- WoW...
65. Cd - Ha...
66. Girl name(s)- I don't know...or rather, I'm not saying.
67. Boy name(s)- See above.

~dislikes
68. Tv show- Most of it.
69. Radio station- Most of them.
70. Color- anything blindingly bright.
71. Animal- Edgar, he rejected me.:P
72. State- FLORIDA
73. Country- Some aspects of this one, Puerto Rico, most latin nations.(Inside Joke)
74. Meat- Never.
75. Vegetable- None, particularly.
76. Fruit- Fruit is awesome.
77. Boy band- All of them. Boy bands aren't bands...
78. Guy singer- Many.
79. Girl singer- I don't know. Courtney Love?
80. Girl band- any pop girl bands,
81. Place to hang- I don't know.
82. Store- Many. Wal-Mart, especially.
83. Shoe brand- Many.
84. Clothes brand- Many.
85. Cologne/perfume brand- beer.
86. Actor- Idk.
87. Actress-idk.
88. Computer game- I don't know. Odium's the hardest game I've ever played, I don't really dislike it though.
89. Cd- MANY.
90. Girl name(s)- Many.
91. Boy name(s)- Many.

~this or that
92. Cd or radio- CD
93. Waterbed or plain mattress- Plain
94. Car or bike- car
95. Shoes or sandles- shoes
96. Computer or tv- Computer
97. E-mail or snail mail- Email
98. Loud or quiet- it depends
99. Comedy or horror-BOTH
100. Phone or internet- Internet
101. Prep or non prep- Non prep
102. Walk or run- Walk
103. Sports or school- ><
104. Summer or winter- winter
105. Spring or fall- fall
106. Nike or addias- adidas
107. Playstaion 2 or dreamcast- ps2
108. Playstaion or nintendo 64- Playstation.
109. Capture the flag or ghost in the graveyard- capture the flag
110. Money or love- Both.
111. Rap or rock- rock
112. Green or blue- blue
113. Strawberrys or banannas- Strawberry
114. Meat or salads- Both.
115. Halloween or christmas- Neither.
116. (for girls)freddy prince jr. Or ryan phillippe-
117. (for guys) sarah michelle geller or jennifer love hewwitt- Sarah.
118. Nsync or creed- creed
119. Spice girls or backstreet boys- Neither, viva forever was an ok song though.
120. The moffatts or the beatles: the beatles
121. There's something about mary or american pie: American Pie
122. Night at the roxbury or here on earth: Night At The Roxbury
123. Scream or i know what you did last summer: scream
124. Crest or colgate: colgate
125. Peanut butter or jelly: both
126. Big red or winterfresh: big red
127. Skittles or m&m's: both
128. Tootsie roll or peanuts: tootsie rolls
129. Pop or water: Both.
130. Tea or milk: tea
131. Ocean or lakes: lakes
132. Horses or cows: Horses
134. Cats or dogs: Cats.
135. Sisters or brothers: both
136. Trailors or houses: Houses
137. Smoking or drinking:NONE

~more friends.. oh goodie
138. Who's the smartest: Silvia.
139. Who's the dumbest: If they were that dumb, we probably wouldn't be friends.
140. Who's the funniest: Me.
141. Who's the dullest: See 139
142. Who's the tallest: Dave?
143. Who's the shortest: Josh.
144. Who's the oldest: Dwayne.
145. Who's the youngest: Lisa.
146. Who's the rudest: I dunno..
147. Who's the nicest: Most of them.
148. Who's the weirdest: All of them.
149. Who's the most fun to be with: Most of them. Jocelyn and Audre together's the best though.
150. Who's the least fun to be with: No one.
151. Who do you see the most: Jocelyn.
152. Who do you look up to: Me.
153. Who do you talk to most online: Hmm. Shaun, maybe.
154. Who do you talk to most on the phone: A couple.
155. Are you still having fun: Memes fun?
156. What time is it: 11:56 am.
~mindgames
157. What comes to mind when you hear p.J's- Sleep
158. What comes to mind when you hear t-shirt- clothes
159. What do you think when you hear water- shower lol
160. What are you thinking when you hear the name bob- MT?

~this or that.again
161. Black or white: both
162. Red or white: white
163. Orange or purple: purple
164. Blue or green: blue
165. Night or day: night
166. Light or dark dark.
167. T.V. Or movie: movie
168. Cd or radio: CD
169. Internet or phone: Internet
170. Board games or computer games: computer games
171. Pen or pencil: Pencil
172. Pool or ocean: ocean
173. Coke or pepsi: Pepsi
174. Mr. Pibb or orange soda: orange soda
175. Tea or milk: tea
176. Chocolate or vanilla: both
177. Dog or cat: cats
178. Family or friends: friends
179. Writing or typing: Typing
180. Camping or staying in a hotel:hotel
181. Short or long term relationship: Long term (very long term)
182. Short or long term friendship: Long term
183. Ice cream or cake: both
184. Car or suv: suv
185. Truck or van: van
186. Mountains or the beach: mountains
187. Tennis shoes or boots: tennis shoes
188. Boots or sandles: boots
189. Shorts or jeans: jeans
190. T-shirts or sweat shirts: T-shirt
191. Hotdogs or hamburgers: Hamburger
192. Steak or chicken:steak
193. Mcdonalds or burger king: McDonald's
194. Taco bell or kfc:taco bell
195. Papa john's or pizza hut: either.
196. Checkers or arby's: none >< both suck
197. Wal-mart or kmart: WalMart
198. School or job: School ;_;
199. Home or school: home.
200. Church or home: home.
201. Enough questions yet? Nah, two hundred questions is for newbs.

202. What are you doing right now: taking this survey, listening to music,
203. Do you like french fries: Yes
204. What key are you about to push: X
205. What's your favorite letter in the alphabet: X
206. What's your favorite number: eh.
207. Do you like salad: yep.
208. Do you like fish: not really.
209. Do you like shrimp: yeah
210. What's your favortie resturant: dunno.
211. Do you like mr. Pibb: not particularly.
212. Do you like school lunches: see above.
213. Do you change your underwear everyday: Yeah.
214. Do you like coke: Not particularly.
215. What time is it: 12:07 pm
216. Do you have clothes on right now: yeah
217. Are you a drugie: no
218. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: Because I can.
219. What's tomorrow: Sunday.
220. Do you like purple monkies with green ears: sure...
221. Have you seen toy story: yup
222. Have you seen toy story 2: no.
223. How many hairs do you have on your head: not enough.
224. Where did all the teletubies go: I dunno.
225. Where is waldo: in his book
226. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie roll pop: I should find out.
228. Do you like candy: duh
229. Do you like bacon bits: on salad.
230. What do you put on your baked potatoes: a few different things.
231. Are you bored yet: It's a meme.
232. Are you having fun cuz i sure am!!: Sure.
233. Do you have socks on right now: no
234. What color are they: none
235. Do you think i'm crazy: probably
236. Why is mr.Pibb called "mr. Pibb": Because Ms. Pibb had a special surgery.
237. Do you like anteaters who eat mice: ok.
238. Do you like cheese: sure.
239. Is the color brown in the ranibow: No
240. How many sides does a circle have: You spelled How wrong so I fixed it for you.
241. Do you have any gum: yup
242. How many seconds are in a year: more than 31.5 million.
243. Why did the chicken cross the raod: Because you fail.
244. If a rooster layed an egg on a roof which side would it roll down: You are crazy.
254. How do you spell bingo: B-I-N-G-?
255. What time is it: 12:15PM
256. Do you pick your nose: No.
257. Do you think this is to long: Hell no. You're still a newb.
258. Who's your daddy: A bastard of a man.
259. Do you think my tractor's sexy: No.
260. Did i shave my back for this: No.
261. If jimmy cracks corn and no body cares why does he still do it: He's not a conformist pansy.
262. If a tree fell and no one was around would it make a sound: A rather loud one.
263. Who let the dogs out: You.
264. Do you like green eggs and ham: No.
265. Do you love me: No, you fail at meme making your questions are retarded.
266. Is the grass really greener on the other side: No.
267. Where is the other side: You tell me.
268. What are you looking at: My laptop.
269. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar (it was you wasn't it): You caught me.
270. Where is the center of the world: I'm the center of the multiverse.
271. What would jesus do: Molest Children.
272. Do you have an ickday: yes
273. Will you marry me: How much money do you have?
274. Have you ever: No.
275. Sorry miss jackson: Outkast fails it.
276. What's going down: Whores everywhere?
277. Do you want fries with that: You fucking know it.
278. How many toes do you have: Shifty five.
279. Do you know anybody with 6 toes: No.
280. Do you think toes are gross: Not particularly.
281. Are you wearing shoes right now: nope
282. Do your feet stink: No.
283. Why: I haven't worked today yet.
284. Are we there yet: Not even close
285. Where are we going anyways: to see the wizard.
286. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: The frying pan.
287. How do I get there from here: Add a "T"
288. Do you like pickles: Yes.
289. Do you eat turkey on thanksgiving: Among other things.
290. Do you like yellow: No.
291. Do you like monkies: Not really.
292. Do you like turtles: Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night it's only right.
293. Are you getting sick of this survey yet: No.
294. Why or why not: I've done much worse.
295. Are you using the computer right now: Yes.
296. Are you listening to music: Yes.
297. What station: I'm listening to my music library.
298. Do you have aol or aol instant messanger: aim
299. What's your screen name: fenrix18 it's an old name.
300. What's your email address: I don't think so, Tim.
301. What time is it: 12:26

~what comes into your mind when you hear these names??
302. Amanda: Semi-attractive annoying girls.
303. Stephanie: see above.
304. Nathan: wierd
305. Justin: Redneck.
306. Nick: damned little boy.
307. Amy: over achiever, generally decent.
308. Sarah: Sarah's are awesome.
309. Kyle: 's moms a bitch.
310. Jeremy: Long lost friend.
311. Wendon: You spelled it wrong.
312. Laura: Every laura i've known was a slut.
313. Taylor: Redneck.
314. Brittany: forget able.
315. Briana: wierd
316. Krystal: decent people.
317. Jimmy: is a cool guy.
318. Emily: Slut.
319. Mike: wierd
320. Daniel: awesome guy.
321. Dante': s divine comedy.
322. Katie: prep.
323. Ashley: awesome.
324. Tyler: redneck.
325. Beth: wierd, nice, pothead.
326. Caleb: I don't care to form an opinion.
327. Casey: Ryback.
328. Elizabeth: 's are awesome.
329. Chris: White Trash.
330. Kevin: techy.
331. Brandon: forgetable.
332. Ben: And Jerry's
333. Bob: Old guy, generally accepting of imminent death.:P
334. Dorathy: You spelled it wrong, again.
335. Zack: Ass.
336. Skylar: No.
337. Tucker: Max.
338. Micheal: wierd
339. Audrey: <3
340. Megan: Bitch.
341. Bj: Stop using your initials and I'll stop laughing at you.
342. Ren: and Stimpy.
343. Leigh: Awesome name, don't know any though.
344. Ryan: Assholes.
345. Brian: wierd.
346. Seth: mcfarlane
347. Allison: Alyson Hannigan.:)
348. Adam: Smart, idiot.
349. Eve: fucked over man kind, according to that one work of fiction.:P
350. Nikki: don't know any.
351. Courtney: they have problems.
352. Marla: don't want to know any.
353. Chris: See 329
354. Jesse: Guy or gal?
355. Abe: Lincoln
356. Randy: Redneck.
357. Tiger: Woods.
358. Alex: Trebek
359. Mary: victim.
360. Chris: fuck you.
361. Abbey: spelled it wrong dumbshit.
362. Pam: good for cooking.
363. Anglie: spelled it wrong, dumbshit.
364. Tyana: Needs to bitch slap the person responsible for her horrible name.
365. Julie: nice legs.
366. Duncan: spoiled little shit, bound to be successful due to his family.
367. Brad: no.
368. Mykah: mika..
369. Joy: no.
370. Callie: no.
371. Mark: swiss.
372. Ben: ...
373. Kaitlyn: prep
374. Maggie: made some bad decisions, nice girl though.
375. Malidia: wtf
376. Rex: Dog
377. Don: Johnson
378. Dan: generally cool.
379. Pat: guy or girl?
380. Paul: haven't formed an opinion.
381. Janelle: no.
382. Mellisa:'s are cool.
383. Nicole: Audre's sister.
384. Shannon: sort of bitchy, sort of trashy.
385. Aaron: awesome.
386. Jason: friend is great, father is an ass.
387. Cal: stupid name.
388. Blythe: see above.
389. Caitlyn: ...
390. Chad: no.
391. Stacey: cool, issues, slut.
392. Robert: nah.
393. Jenna: bitch, slut, no self respect or the esteem is a facade.
394. Natalie: portman
395. Krissie: slut.
396. Kara: cara
397. Lauren: slut.
398. Josh: I'm fucking awesome.
399. Sam: samantha
400. Tony: brother.

401. What bothers you: lots of things
402. If you could live with one person for the rest of your life who would it be: Me.
403. Do you like school: depends.
404. What is your favorite piece of jewelry: things my friends have given me.
405. Do you sing in the shower: sometimes.
406. What do you think about the person who sent this to you: I love her.
407. Why do people dream: I'm not sure.
408. What's your dream car: nah.
409. What's the latest dream you've had: I don't remember.
410. What does your dream house look like: not going into this.
411. Any animal you dream about: no.
412. Best coach: Dunbar.
413. Is your mom a bitch? When she's drunk, which is most of the time.
414. Has she ever written you a mean email? lol wtf
415. Does your mom have email? No.
416. Are there such things as email trackers? yes.
417. Do you delete forwards? I don't forward them, or reply to them.
418. Are you going to forward this? It will be a bulletin and go in my lj.
419. Has a guy ever been to forward with you? no.
420. Have you ever slapped a guy/girl? no.
421. How hard?
422. Do you have a hard head? At times.
423. What about a thick skull? No.
424. Do altoids help bad breath? They are yummy.:P
425. Ever kicked your dentist? Ha. That sounds fun.
426. Whose your favorite girl singer? I don't know.
427. What do you do with bananas? i eat them
428. Favorite clothing brand? Have we not been through this?
429. Cutest undies: I wear boxers and don't particularly care what anyone else wears.
430. Ever farted in front of the opposite sex: Probably.
431. How did they react? n/a
432. What did it smell like? ick
433. Is your school poor? not really.
434. Ever come close to having sex but didnt? no
435. With who? no one
436. Why didnt you: n/a
437. Last time you saw the opposite sex in their underwear? never
438. Who has the worst manners? whoever wrote this probably.
439. Ever written to dear abby? no!
440. Do you know neone named abby? No.
441. Favortie state to visit? Hawaii.
442. Where do you want to get married? Depends.
443. Who are you going to marry? I don't know.
444. Are you always late or early? I'm both.
445. How many legs do you have? 2
446. Favorite seafood? shrimp
447. Where were you born??Ohio.
448. Know any scary true stories? possibly.
449. What? What what? I don't think so, Tim.
450. Favorite dessert?whatever's available.:P
451. What time do you eat lunch? Midnight or so.:P
452. What do you eat for lunch? whatever i feel like eating
453. Who do you eat lunch with? No one, generally.
454. Do you have a secret fantasy? maybe
455. Is it dunk time? no.
456. How bout slam time? no.
457. What color lines are on your paper: lineless.
458. How long is your leg hair? never measured.
459. Your feelings on old drivers? I regularly update my computers with the latest drivers available.:P
460. How bout back seat drivers? They become pedestrians.
461. Ever done the dirty bird?No.
462. Ever even heard of the dirty bird? Yes.
463. Are you the devils advocate? At times.
464. Ever wish u were one of charlies angels? no
465. R u violent: I can be.
466. Can your chool aford paper? Can you spell?
467. Do you have platnium teeth? No
468. Do you snort pixy stix? No.
469. How bout salt? No.
470. Does polar ice gum really change you? wtf
471. Ever tasted the rainbow? No.
472. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? this question was already asked
473. Ever counted? I may.
474. Ever lost count?I may.
475. How many flags do u c daily? I don't know.
476. Ever read the fine print? Sometimes.
477. Do you concentrate? Yes
478. Do you enjoy educational videos? not really
479. Why are chalkboards called black boards? They are usually black..
480. What language do monkeys think in? You tell me?
481. Do you have a nickname? yes.
482. How did you get it? various people.
483. What is it? www.blacktriadstudios.com
484. R ur eyebrows a diffrent color from your hair? not really
485. Ever shaved them off? No
486. Ever met a 2yr. Old millionaire? no
487. R u a dumb bitch? No. I can spell "Are" and "You."
488. Do you have a basketball charm? no
489. Ever made up a cheer? no
490. Ever made up a dance? no
491. Ever pulled out your eyelashes? No.
492. Longest youve gone without goin to the bathroom? I don't know.
493. Longest youve gone with out a shower?A couple days.
494. Darkest color jeans you own? black.
495. Anything u wear everyday? a few things.
496. Nerdiest friend you have? I don't know. Audre is a hardcore Otaku.
497. Do you have anything odd peirced? Do I? No. Have I? yes,
498. Tell me about it? Most of my upper body has been pierced at one time or another.
499. Best pick up line? pick up lines suck
500. R u selfish? I can be.
501. R u a shellfish? No.
502. Do u like shellfish? no
503. Ever use someone? No
504. Last time u did christmas karaoke? I haven't.
505. Do you get jiggy with it No.
506. Last party u had at burger king? I dont think I ever had a party at burger king
507. Gotta wedgie? No.
508. How much did u weigh on the thousanth day you were alive? 3.5 tons.
509. If you could pick your race what would u be? Chinese-American.
510. Favorite kind of tape? duct.
511. Favorite type of clock? Watch.
512. What brand tv do you have?I'm not going to get up and check.:P
513. Can you shop smarter than wards? At times.
514. Strangest thing youve done out of bordum? This?
515. Ever had an internet convo haunt you? Wtf no
516. Do you enjoy toilet time? ....
517. Ever gotten in a fight over tupperware? No.
518. Ever switched hotel rooms? no
519. Ever given up something you love for something you want? No
520. Do you have soft lips? No.
521. Favorite holiday colors? No.
522. Ever made up a holiday? I should.
523. When do you celebrate it? No.
524. What do you call it? No.
525. Whats it about? No.
526. Do you own polka dotted shirts? No.
527. Do you wear socks with ruffels? No.
528. Best gift youve gotten? I rather like my new watch.:P
529. Best gift youve given? I'm not sure.
530. Worst gift youve gotten? I don't know.
531. Worst gift youve given? I don't know.
532. What kind of baby wipes did your mom use? I don't know.
533. Do you have dimples? No.
534. Do you think they're sexy? No.
535. Do you own pleather pants? No.
536. Do you own new balences? No
537. How often do you touch up your make up?I don't wear make up.
538. Favorite scrunchie? I don't own one..
539. Do you have an obession? I'm sure.
540. Strangest plant youve smelled? I don't know.
541. Ever cracked a bell? No.
542. How bout a mirror? Yes, not out of anger though.
543. 3 uses for an empty 2 liter bottle? Recycling it. Throwing it away. Hitting people with it.
544. Ever made a bird feeder? I believe so.
545. Approxamatley how many inches long is your hair? 0. Your spelling is horrible.
546. Ever seen a multi colored face? wtf
547. Ever had a face job? No
548. How many students go to your school? No clue.
549. Ever made an amendment? I'm sure.
550. Smell your armpit.......Did you remember to use deodarnt? No, and yes.
551. Your thoughts on backseat drivers? Answered.
552. Would you ever get a job at the corner of food lion? No.
553. Closest grocery store to your house? Save-A-Lot.
554. How many places are there in your house to sit? Alot?
555. Ever watched soap operas? Yes
556. Have you met someone famous? Yes.
557. Has anyone ever forgoten what you look like but u see them everyday? wtf
558. Where were you august 27, 2000?I don't know, nor do I care.
559. Is that the day your b/f thought u started goin out? I don't have a boyfriend. These questions should really be seperated by gender. It would save me alot of time.
560. How many computers do you c daily? Several.
561. Do you know anyone named burton? No
562. Do you have a picture of a tigger in your walet? No
563. Do you need a hot girl/guy? i don't need one
564. Friend most unlike you? Chino?
565. Ever stopped talkin to someone b.C of their hairy arms? Now, that would be hypocracy.
566. How many hairs r in your nose? I dont care
567. Ever been assasinated? You fail again.
568. Ever lost a body part? Finger nail.
569. Ever had shin splits? No.
570. What are you most attracted to? Depends.
571. What do you clean glasses with? Depends.
572. Ever had a knee brace? no
573. How often do you ride the bus? Never.
574. How many chinese ppl were in your 7th pd class? I don't go to High School anymore.:P
575. Know anyone from antartica? No
576. Most amount of times youve bounced a ball? No Clue.
577. What do you do in the movies? Watch them.
578. Ever been drunk? Yes.
579. Ever tried to pee outside? Yes.
580. How many times have you fallen while drunk? A few.:P
581. How high do you pull ur pants up? not that high..
582. What would your rapstar name be? No.
583. Favorite decade? No time like the present.
584. Who has the shortest tounge? I wouldn't know.
585. How do you think of random questions? It probably involves the use of hallucinogenic drugs.
586. Ever left your makeup in locker all weekend? no.
587. Longest lifespan you know of? Tortoises
588. Does your ear itch? No
589. Can you feel your hands? Yes
590. Can you bite your ear? No
591. Ever tried? no
592. Did u succeed? I regularly succeed at not trying.
593. Do you know what u looked like? Yes.
594. Favorite belly button? Jocelyns.
595. Ever danced with a feather matress? No
596. Ever rolled on the floor with your dog? I don't have a dog.
597. Worst picture ever taken of you? I don't know.
598. Can u grub? Grub?
599. Ever had a digital get down? wtf?
600. Favorite pop star? The dead ones.
601. What is pop music? A fad that people indulge in to make themselves feel cool and look stupid. See. Fake Bullshit.
602. What do you look like right now? Shit.
603. How many diamonds are on your ring? I don't own any rings.
604. Ever had a 84% on a blood test? Shut up.
605. Did u study for it? See above.
606. How many times have u or think u will fail a driving test? Me, Fail? Ha.
607. Can u make me holler? No
608. Jus took some extasy~ do you know what the side effects will be? Hopefully, you'll die.
609. Ever been caught on camera? I'm sure I've been on camera.
610. Are you ludicrous? No.
611. What time is it now? 1:47PM
612. Things that come in threes: Bad news
613. Do you sharpen your pencil to a point? I use lead pencils
614. Last time someone complemented you: Jordann gave me an insincere comment yesterday.
615. Name: Answered.
616. If we were a monarchy who would be king & queen? I'd be king. The queen position is up for grabs.:P
617. Do you like the shape of your hands? Not particularly.
618. Who has the wierdest hands: I don't know.
619. Wierdest feet: I don't know.
620. Ever danced with an animated santa claus? No
621. Do you buy hallmark? No.
622. Last time u saw the softer side of sears? I haven't.
623. Ever talked to a college guy? I talk to me all the time.
624. Was he a redneck? No.
625. What do you think of lowriders? I don't like the cars, the pants on people who can wear them are attractive.
626. Strongest smelling cereal: Who the fuck knows.
627. What formula *math/science* comes to your mind first? The quadratic for some reason.:P
628. Last time you rolled dice:I don't know.
629. Ever seen $1000 dollars? Yes.
630. Most weed you've ever seen? quarter.
631. Does wal*mart really roll back prices? No.
632. Ever been pushed in a cart? No.
633. Are you on birth-control? No
634. How many hours do you sleep? Depends.
635. Do you remember your dreams? sometimes
636. Wierdest couple: I don't know.
637. Biggest pair of pants you own: BIG, leave it at that.
638. Worst hairdo: Blonde?:P
639. Do you know neone who plays soccer? Yes.
640. What about golf? Yes.
641. Your feelings on minivans: They are ok.
642. Last time you wore khakis? yesterday.
643. With what? a red shirt.
644. Ever sat on somenes lap and excited them? No...
645. Person who gets made fun of the most?I don't know.
646. Whhy? Because they fail?
647. Who has bedhead everyday?I don't know.
648. Ever lived at the beach? Yes.
649. Favorite beach activity: R & R
650. Ever kissed a hot lifeguard? No
651. Most boring person: I don't know any really boring people.
652. Do you own a stuffed raccoon? No.
653. What about a racoon hat? No.
654. Most likely to be a mime: I think Jocelyn would look rather funny as a mime.
655. Most likely to be a librarian: I don't know.
656. Seen the natl. Lampoon videos? I've seen some of them.
657. Do ne of your friends have your name? What the fuck kind of question is this? If they are your friends, should they not know your name?
658. Shortest person you know: Josh.
659. Most confident person: Shaun.
660. Smartest person:Silvia.
661. Prettiest hair: Jocelyn.
662. Who belongs in a zoo? Ha.
663. Last time u made armpit noises: I don't think I ever have...
664. Do you know how to work a ti-86? Yes.
665. Last time u laughed: earlier today
666. Last time u cried: a week ago, maybe. Sappy Movies...
667. Cutest smile: Audre.
668. Ugliest smile: Me?
669. Who needs to smile more often?I don't know.
670. Looks best with a buzzed head: Me.
671. Why? I do.
672. Ever violated a human heart? Ha.
673. Have u read the scarlet letter? No..
674. Were your school pictures good? No.
675. Do you know what the wrestling move "the violator" is? No
676. Ever walked in your sleep? No
677. Are you a trendsetter? Not really
678. Opinion on girls who wear baggy clothes:Depends.
679. Biggest secret u know: Nice try
680. Last time u told a secret: It wouldn't be a secret If I told now would it?
681. Haha you just told me! You fail.
682. Who let the dogs out? You fail for several repeat questions.
683. Best bark: Me.
684. Oldest teacher: I don't know.
685. Fv. Color of timberland boots: I like black boots.
686. Ever ridden a tractor? Yes.
687. Was it sexy? No, and again fail for repition.
688. Who calls you baby? Someone did once, I skinned them alive in front of their family.
689. Cutest baby? I don't know..
690. Fav. Kind of cupcake: chocolate with vanilla frosting
691. Wierdest nickname: Black Hammer?
692. Fav time : before dark/after dark? After dark.
693. Can u draw mickey mouse? Yeah...
694. Last person u called: Movie Gallery.
695. Wierdest phone call ever? I get phone calls from dumbass mexicans on occasion who in addition to not being able to speak English, can't push the correct numbers on a phone.:P
696. Who do you go out with? Friends.
697. Is grease or grease 2 better? The first one.
698. Last thing your tongue touched: My teeth.
699. Ever failed? I'm made of win.
700. Favorite n'sync song? None.
701. Last time you were in a field: I don't knkow.
702. Gayest boy band: They all tie in that category.
703. Last time you danced: Never.
704. What animal do you resemble? Hutt
705. Favorite mint: n/a
706. Favorite cheer: I don't have one.
707. Cheeriest person: I don't know.
708. Worst illness you've ever had: I don't know.
709. Ever bought nething at the hospital shop? Possibly.
710. What do you see when you look to the right:wall.
711. Oldest person you've dated:n/a
712. Youngest person you've dated: n/a
713. What do you want to do with your life? Succeed/rock.
714. Do you wash your hands when you go to the bathroom? Yes
715. Fav. Soap: No fav..
716. Opinion on smoking: It's a stupid, expensive, and disgusting habit.
717. Who do you know that smokes: A few people.
718. Color you wear the most: Unfortunately Red and khaki.
719. What are you thankful for: everything positive in my life
720. Would you rather be a cowboy or an indian? I'd rather not.
721. Last cd you listened to: Ten thousand fists.
722. Last cassette tape: Ha.
723. Pet peeve: Many.
724. What are you allergic to? Nice try.
725. What does your doctors office smell like? I don't know...
726. Almond joy or mounds? both.
727. Do you shake your bonbon? No.
728. Last time you listened to ricky martin?Never.
729. Fav. Game show? There have been a few that I liked.
730. 5 things to do with ice: ...
731. Do you like girls who wear abercrombie &fitch? No.
732. Will you ever take viagra? Doubtful.
733. Do your grandparents take it? I REALLY don't want to know.
734. What kind of nursing home do you want to put your parents in: Ha.
735. Fav. Adam sandler movie: Happy Gilmore.
736. Best childhood memory: Hawaii.
737. Worst childhood memory:Too many to count.
738. Do you have ne scars? Many.
739. Are scars sexy? Depends.
740. What do you think is sexy? lots of things
741. Do you poop in your pants? ...No.
742. Who do you know that does? You?
743. Person with the wierdest shaped head? I saw a girl that looked like a catfish the other day.
744. Last time you got beat: I don't know.
745. Who is sweet on you? ?
746. Are you ugly? Depends who you ask.
747. Who is? lots of people
748. Biggest ho: There are many.
749. Ever had a garden? Yes
750. What comes to your mind when you hear garden hose? A garden hose?
751. Know how to say nething nasty in a foreign language? Yes.
752. Coolest foreign person you know: I don't know anyone that's strictly foreign, anymore.
753. Last time u got hurt: I don't know.
754. Ever been in a flood? No.
755. Dark/light? Answered.
756. Are you scared of storms? No.
757. Heat or air? Air.
758. What is your thermostat set on? Not getting up to check.
759. Is coca-cola classic always the one? No.
760. Ever worked in fast food? Yes.
761. Is it beginning to look a lot like xmas? Xmas is over.
762. Do you get stickers at wal*mart? No.
763. Do you know ne payphone numbers by heart? No
764. What do you like to write in journals? Surveys.:P
765. Are you greedy? A bit.
766. Do you know ne drug dealers? Yes.
767. Ever dated one? No.
768. Who do u know that is like scrogge mcduck? No one.
769. Most redneck outfit u own: I don't own anything like that.
780. Sluttiest outfit u own: I don't own anything like that.
781. Most ghetto outfit you own: I don't own anything ghetto.
782. Are you a prep? No.
783. Where did you lose your virginity? I didn't.
784. Smoothest talker: I don't know.
785. Worst pickup line? Lines are stupid.
786. Fav. Condom flavor:I wouldn't know.
787. Ever been dumped? No.
788. By who? no one
789. Last time you were on a boat? I don't know.
790. Any aquatic sports? No.
791. Ever been to an aquarium? Yes
792. Do you have to pee? Not at the moment.
793. Is your stomach growling? No.
794. What does your mouth taste like right now? Chicken/pepsi.
795. Ever made fruit salad? Yes.
796. Ever eaten glue? No.
797. Who do you know that has a cold? Jimmy.
798. Funniest person to hear speak: The guy that owns the subway.
799. What did you order last time you went out to eat? See above.
800. Most uncomfortable shoes: I don't know..
801. If you walk like a walrus.. Are you a walrus? No.
802. Do you know what a walrus looks like? Yes.
803. Favorite dollar store: Dollar General
804. Are you a toys r us kid? No.
805. Why do pet stores smells so bad? It's a pet store...
806. Most disgusting couple:I don't know..
807. When do you lay down to sleep: When I can.
808. Last bed you were in *thats not yours*? I wasn't.
809. What do you like the opposite sex to do to you? Talk to me.
810. What school would you rather go to: I like my school the way it is
811. What pre-school did you go to? I don't remember.
812. Who was your best friend?See above.
813. What did you want to be when you grow up? See 813
814. First kiss. No.
815. Where? No.
816. Was it good? .No.
817. Issue that you are most concerned about: money. Audre.
818. What do you think of the whole gore/bush thing? Don't get me started on Bush...
819. What did you do on thanksgiving? Work.
820. Your feelings on turkey: It's meat.
821. What time is it?2:43
822. Has this been enough questions? You are still a newb. Although you've reached an adequate amount of questions most of them are stupid, only apply to one gender, repeat. or are very grammatically incorrect.
833. How long is this taking you? I started it at eleven something.
834. Ever danced w/ the opposite sex- nope
835. Kissed the opposite sex- No.
836. Kissed the same sex- No.
837. Ever loved someone of the same sex, but not a family member- No.
838. Ever been in love- Yes.
839. With who (name them all)- No.
840. Been a car accident- Minor.
841. Killed someone or something- Bugs. Animals. Humans. That sort of thing. Nothing special.
842. Cussed someone out to there face- Yes.:)
843. Drank alchohol- Yes.
844. Been drunk- Answered.
845. Smoked- Yes.
846. Have sex- no
847. Grinded- no
848. Drove a car- no
849. Loved someone and never even met them- no
850. Sang in front of someone- yes
851. Acted in front of someone (been in movie/play)- Yes.
852. Flipped someone off- Yes.
853. Kissed an animal- No.
854. Cussed in front of ur parents- I curse at them.
855. Watched porn- Yes.
856. Won money- Yes.
857. Babysat- Yes.
858. Told someone u want to marry them- no
859. Cryed during a sad movie- Yes
860. If so what movie- A few.
861. Cryed while listening to a sad song- Yes, there were circumstances around it though...
862. What song- I don't remember.
863. Changed ur name- No
864. Done drugs- No. I smoked half a joint once, it didn't have any affect on me though.
865. Made prank calls- yes
866. Watched a soap opera- answered.
867. Gone all day with our food- With your food? No.
868. Gone all day without drinking liquid- No.
869. Been to a national ball game (nfl,nba)- I honestly don't remember.
870. Drove a boat- No.
871. Been out of ur counry- ...
872. If so,where to-
873. Had a child- nope
874. Adopted a child- Nope
875. Made a movie- Nope
876. Made a song- yup
877. Cryed in front of bf/gf- no
878. Worked- Yes...
879. Had surgery- no
880. Stripped- No
881. Seen a rated r movie by ur self- Yes
882. R u glad this is almost over?- Yes
883. Truth or dare: Truth
884. Love or lust: love
885. Hugs or kisses: hugs
886. Night or day: night
887. Sunrise or sunset: Sunset
888. Beach or pool: beach
889. Cake or pie: cake if its ice cream cake
890. Paper or plastic: Plastic
891. Full color or black and white: it depends...
892. Gun or knife: gun
893. Cats or dogs: cats
894. Gold or silver: Silver
895. Chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla: all three.:)
896. Big or small: Big.
897. Go to the movies or rent one: Ha.
898. Fast or slow dance: neither.
899. Car or truck: Car
900. Lefty or righty: Righty
901. Simple or complex: Complex.
902. Pens or pencils: Answered.
903. Ketchup or mustard: ketchup
904. Batman or superman: Batman.
905. Showers or baths: Showers
906. X's or o's: Xs
907. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
908. Do you believe in true love? Yes
909. Do you believe that there is someone out there for everyone? Yes
910. Do you have a crush? No.
911. What is their name/s? n/a
912. Do you have a bf/gf? no
913. How long have you been with them? n/a
914. How long do you plan to be with them? n/a
915. Do you believe in god? No.
916. Say 1 nice thing about the person that sent this to you: She's awesome.
917. What did u do today: This.
918. Was this survey boring: a lot of it was
919. What r u doin now besides filling this out: listening to music
920. What college do u wanna go to: n/a
921. Where do u wanna live: Depends.
922. Place u wanna visit: Miami.
923. Are you a virgin? yes
924. If you got to choose who you lost your virginity to who would it be? N/a
925. What's the first thing you notice about a person of the opposite sex? Depends.
926. The next thing you notice: Depends.
927. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. You just fucking asked this twenty questions okay, fuck.
928. Major turn-on of the opposite sex: Personality, hair, legs.
929. Major turn-off of the opposite sex: top heavy(unless they look really nice, which is a rarity in large breasts)aside from that the usual.
930. Do you have a crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? no.
931. If yes, who is it? n/a
932. Why do you like them? ...
933. What do you go for; looks or personality-wise? not going into this, I'm almost done.
934. What's your idea of a perfect date? fun.
935. What was your first kiss like? n/a
936. What, in your opinion, is the best moment in a new relationship? n/a
937. When was the last time you cried over a guy or girl? A long time ago
938. When you first met your boyfriend/girlfriend, what did you notice first? n/a
939. Who was your first crush? Was? hmm
940. Do you believe in love at first sight? ...
941. If you could take one person anywhere on a date, where would it be, and what would you do? Somewhere fun
942. If you were to be taken by one person anywhere on a date, where would it be, and what would you do? !!!!!! look up
943. What is your idea of the perfect marriage proposal (to or from that special someone)? I don't know
944. What is your idea of the perfect wedding?complicated.
945. What is your idea of the perfect honeymoon?complicated.
946. What is one thing a guy or girl can do that melts you, every time?...
947. What was something that happened to you recently that you think was extra-sweet? Millisa.
948. What's something your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush does that sends that bolt of electricity through you? Hits me with a tazer.
949. What time is it? 3:04
950. What did u do 2day? This.
951. Who sent this 2 u & say something about them- Audre, She's great.

stupid repeat questions deleted from here on out

958. Living arrangement? i live with my family
959. What book are you reading now? different text books.
960. What's on your mouse pad? on a laptop.
961. Favorite board game? monopoly
962. Favorite magazine? circus.
963. Favorite smells? different things.
964. Favorite sounds? music.
965. Worst feeling in the world? being lonely
966. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Do I have to work today? Fuck.
967. Roller coaster scary or exciting? Exciting.
969. Future daughter's name? depends.
970. Favorite foods? many.

973. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no

975. What type was your first car? N/A
976. If you could meet one person dead or alive: don't know.
977. Favorite alcoholic drink? n/a

979. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
980. If you could have any job you wanted what would it be? Teacher.
981. If you could dye your hair any color? Black, the id cut it so thats its anime style
982. Is the glass half empty or half full? empty.
983. Favorite movies:many.

985. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yes.
986. What's under your bed? nothing.
988. Favorite sport to watch? none.

990. Person you sent this to who is most likely to respond? no one..
992. Name 3 stupid things you've done within the last 6 months. This survey. This survey. This survey.
993. What did you do for your last bday? I don't remember. I probably worked.
994. Name 4 things you really hate: People.

997. Do you like school? sometimes

999. Who is your fav teacher? Talbot Spivak
1000. name one thing you want to do before you die: succeed.
1001. name 5 things about this school year that you'll never forget: no..
1002. name 3 people that you will stay in touch with even after you graduate: Jocey, Audre, David.
1003. how many people do you know that actually understand you? I'm not sure.
1004: did you know that this is truly gonna be the longest survey?I'll top you.
1005: have you ever made a survey: Yes.
1006: did I miss any questions:Yes, and you repeated many.
1007: what was your most favorite dream you have ever had? Your spelling is horrible.
1008: do you eat in bed: yes.
1009: which color m&m do you prefer: all of them
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