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well kids i have returned from my trip! be excited!
i left on sunday and emily came with me which was good cuz it would have been a lonely drive. it started on friday but since karen was here until saturday and abbeys bday was saturday i went up sunday. so we left at around 11 and got there around 2:45 3ish. and can i just tell you that this has probably been then most eventful campout. which is ironic since there were a lot of people that didn't go this year. so im just gonna put the stories in the lj cuts since im pretty obsessed with them and you can read the ones that you think will be good. theres a lot and you may not think some of them are funny cuz you did not whitness them but they still are.
this is a shorty but its what started all the craziness that happened. this was on the way up me and emily stopped at arbys to eat and we were standing in line waiting to order and the guy behind the counter turns around with like two or three full bags and he goes "fifteen arby melts" and me and emlily just looked at eachother and were like what! and then the lady who they were for goes "i didn't want cheese" all meanlike and whatnot and we both just started cracking up. we were like umm what the hell do you think an arby melt was! and why do you need so flippin many!!? oh man
ok i think this was my favorite thing, well i really can't say that but everytime i think about it or someone says something about it i laugh for like hours. so we were at the beach and there was this lady, who we decided was from new orleans because of the way she talked, and she was with her grandsons. one of them was like 5 or 6 and the other one was like 10. and like after everything the 10 year old would say to the grandma he would follow with dumb dumb so like here are a couple things they said.
grandma: you said you weren't gonna go in the water
kid: i will if i want dumb dumb
grandma: you wait for grandpa to go in the water so he can watch chris
kid: shut up dumb dumb
ahh oh man this kid was ooc and i was like cracking up cuz this lady acted like she was all in charge and this kid would call her dumb dumb like it ain't no thing and she would just take it and said nothing. then he kept calling the little one dildo which was also funny. oh man dave and chris can imitate this perfectly and i hysterically laugh every time. fantastic.
so we were all sitting around after dinner one day and we were trying to think about something to do and we were real bored so someone suggested this random pond to go check out so we went and it was me emily maye dave chris billy and jake. and at first we were watching the boys see how far they could throw rocks into the pond...very exciting. then we ventured off into another part where there was this little stream and for some reason there were two socks on the ground and so dave and jake pick them up with sticks and then chris goes to dave and is like get maye...so impulivly he flings the sock at her and it hits her right in the mouth! and then she like flips out and turns around and storms away and we thought she was just mad but then we looked at her and shes like bent over and shes starts puking! hahaha oh man we felt bad but it was hilarious all at the same time! and dave felt real bad but not too bad since he was laughing a lot. oh man he didn't mean to hit her in the mouth but we also didn't expect her to puke! ha. umm and i think that was all the excitement for that adventure.
so one night some people wanted to go bowling and me and emily didn't want to but since basically every one we hung out with was going we decided to go and so it was dave chris me emily and josh in one car and aaron billy salem harry (who is another story) and this other guy in another. so when we got there it was leauge bowling and there wasn't open bowling till like 10 and it was like 830 or something so since we were there already and its like a 25 min drive we just decided to stay and we played darts and pool and some games and stuff and so when bowling started is when the rest of us wanted to leave and aaron and harry and the other guy wanted to stay so billy and salem were coming back with us. now dave has a little escort like mine and we had to get seven people in this car. so dave was driving and chris was in the front with salem on his lap and in the back was josh emily and billy and i was on emilys lap and my head was like touching the ceiling and i thought that if he hit any kind of bump my neck would snap. so anyway we are just driving and jammin to some excellent music i belive drop it like its hot was playing at this time, and all of a sudden dave goes oooh shit and starts to slow down and we are like what and hes like...a cop. so we were like uhh we are gonna get screwed for sure. not only was he speeding but we had SEVEN people in a FIVE seated car and he was the only one with a seatbelt on...so he comes up and is like do you know why i pulled over and hes like i was going a little fast and hes like 77..(it was a 55) and while hes looking for is regisrtation and stuff he shines his flashlight in the back and hes like how many people do you have in here..and hes like seven. and then he goes do you know what happens when you get in an accident going 77 with seven people in the car? and hes like uhhh...and the cop is like dead bodies...everywhere. and when he walked away were were all like WHAT!! who says that!! oh man it was crazy. but he only got a ticket for 15 over and that was it which was real lucky cuz he probably could have got us for a lot which would have been bad. but thats not where this night ends...
so that same night we all went out to "the tavern" which is this little bar in hale which is slightly shady and was filled with a buncha locals. so there was like 12 of us at a table and then there were these other people at another table (locals) and so there was this one lady who was probably in her 50s and she was crazy and me and emily and dave and billy were playing euchure and behind our table was like a dance floor type thing and some dart boards and some people we were with were playing darts and i was on the side of the table that was facing that area so i could see them and all of a sudden i look up and this lady is rolling around on the floor like a crazy person! and i was like what the hell! and so we thought that was enough to top the night but oh no. so when she gets up and she goes up to chris and shes like i like you all crazylike cuz she was wasted. and so hes like a little weirded out and he comes and sits down by us and she comes up behind him and starts like massageing his ears! and so we all start laughing a lot and then she kisses him on the cheek but thats not where it ends she the proceedes to take his face in her hands and kiss him on the lips and everybody was laughing so hard like there was nothing to stop it. i thought i was going to throw up i was laughing so hard. it was amazing. and shes like telling him she loves him and stuff and hes like you shouldn't talk to strangers and she was like im not a stranger i love you! ooh wow. then he goes over to the bar and hes sitting there talking to her like hes trying to get some or something and everyone took pictures. and apparently she like owns this boat called "the river queen" which is a big thing and it goes around the river or something so she was telling him all of us could have a free ride on the river queen. and so we kept calling him the river king. even tho this lady was married and had 5 kids. haha. amazing.
so one night when people were around the fire, there was this owl that was like making werid hooting noises and so billy would go around trying to imitate it and he would be like hoot hoot hoot hoot, hoot hoot, hooooot. and when he would say hoot he would unnciate it a lot all the letters, the H the O and especialy the T that kid kills me really he does. and every once and a while the owl wpuld make a really non owl noise and they he would stop for a while and everyone was like he feels discouraged cuz he messed up. oh man. crazy fools!
ooh wow we had so many encounters with the locals this year it was pretty ridiculous. the tavern lady was probably the highlight of the local encounters but we had more that we could have done without. we were at the beach and chris decides to ask this shadster if he knew where there was an arcade and after he talked to him for a while he comes back and starts talking about how the kids have nothing to do around here cuz the police or whatever think they are all bad so they take away things they can do. and i think he said something about drugs and how they used to use the bowling alley as a crack house or something. so after we were done with that convo he proceeds to ask us if we knew any dirty jokes....and we were like uhh.. and chris goes we are with a church camp! and hes like well im religious too but i still like to tell them! and we were all just like ...
then there was another guy when we were at the beach and it started raining so we went under the like tunnel thing where the bathrooms are and this random old guy walks by and gets all in emilys face and is like can i ask you a question? you come to the beach to get wet but what do you do when it starts raining? go under here. and again we were all like ...
then this other lady and her son were walking up the stair from the sand and the kid tripped and we kinda looked but we didn't laugh or anything and he got all embarrassed and the lady was like ooh don't worry everybody trips and chris turned around and was like yea i do it all the time and the lady is like wasn't talking about that kinda trippin! i lived in the 70s...and we were like umm ok..man chris attracts a lotta locals. unbelivable. and this is why oscoda breeds psychos.
me and emily went to hale to get some ice cream because the bear store is shadester. and we were sitting there just a eatin and this kid walks by and he has to be like 7 feet tall and he was soooo skinny he looked like a stick for real. it was amazing. and he had an afro! it was probably the best thing i have ever seen. and then everyone we told about it was like oh yea i saw that guy too!!! ha everyone was amazed by this guy. we wanted to take a picture but it didn't happen and i am sad :(
"i basically just cut my leg off with this stick"
~Billy
"why are your hot and readys are six dollars!!??"
~Maye
"ya'll play quarter bounce?"
~Maye
"he got it taken away because he told me 'ima cut you'"
~Debra/Spencer
"snack is happening!"
~Chris
i think there are a lot more but i can't think of them right now.
this year the song was Sugar we're going down swingin by fall out boy. and what was special about this song is that half of us didn't like it and no one knew the words but every one would sing it. and since they didn't know the words they would just put in random sounds to the tune of the chorus. fabulous.
well i think that is it. this was probably the longest entry of my life. NOT GONNA LIE! so if you read all that which is not likely you might not think any of it is funny BUT IT IS! so ha! alright kids im out.
i left on sunday and emily came with me which was good cuz it would have been a lonely drive. it started on friday but since karen was here until saturday and abbeys bday was saturday i went up sunday. so we left at around 11 and got there around 2:45 3ish. and can i just tell you that this has probably been then most eventful campout. which is ironic since there were a lot of people that didn't go this year. so im just gonna put the stories in the lj cuts since im pretty obsessed with them and you can read the ones that you think will be good. theres a lot and you may not think some of them are funny cuz you did not whitness them but they still are.
this is a shorty but its what started all the craziness that happened. this was on the way up me and emily stopped at arbys to eat and we were standing in line waiting to order and the guy behind the counter turns around with like two or three full bags and he goes "fifteen arby melts" and me and emlily just looked at eachother and were like what! and then the lady who they were for goes "i didn't want cheese" all meanlike and whatnot and we both just started cracking up. we were like umm what the hell do you think an arby melt was! and why do you need so flippin many!!? oh man
ok i think this was my favorite thing, well i really can't say that but everytime i think about it or someone says something about it i laugh for like hours. so we were at the beach and there was this lady, who we decided was from new orleans because of the way she talked, and she was with her grandsons. one of them was like 5 or 6 and the other one was like 10. and like after everything the 10 year old would say to the grandma he would follow with dumb dumb so like here are a couple things they said.
grandma: you said you weren't gonna go in the water
kid: i will if i want dumb dumb
grandma: you wait for grandpa to go in the water so he can watch chris
kid: shut up dumb dumb
ahh oh man this kid was ooc and i was like cracking up cuz this lady acted like she was all in charge and this kid would call her dumb dumb like it ain't no thing and she would just take it and said nothing. then he kept calling the little one dildo which was also funny. oh man dave and chris can imitate this perfectly and i hysterically laugh every time. fantastic.
so we were all sitting around after dinner one day and we were trying to think about something to do and we were real bored so someone suggested this random pond to go check out so we went and it was me emily maye dave chris billy and jake. and at first we were watching the boys see how far they could throw rocks into the pond...very exciting. then we ventured off into another part where there was this little stream and for some reason there were two socks on the ground and so dave and jake pick them up with sticks and then chris goes to dave and is like get maye...so impulivly he flings the sock at her and it hits her right in the mouth! and then she like flips out and turns around and storms away and we thought she was just mad but then we looked at her and shes like bent over and shes starts puking! hahaha oh man we felt bad but it was hilarious all at the same time! and dave felt real bad but not too bad since he was laughing a lot. oh man he didn't mean to hit her in the mouth but we also didn't expect her to puke! ha. umm and i think that was all the excitement for that adventure.
so one night some people wanted to go bowling and me and emily didn't want to but since basically every one we hung out with was going we decided to go and so it was dave chris me emily and josh in one car and aaron billy salem harry (who is another story) and this other guy in another. so when we got there it was leauge bowling and there wasn't open bowling till like 10 and it was like 830 or something so since we were there already and its like a 25 min drive we just decided to stay and we played darts and pool and some games and stuff and so when bowling started is when the rest of us wanted to leave and aaron and harry and the other guy wanted to stay so billy and salem were coming back with us. now dave has a little escort like mine and we had to get seven people in this car. so dave was driving and chris was in the front with salem on his lap and in the back was josh emily and billy and i was on emilys lap and my head was like touching the ceiling and i thought that if he hit any kind of bump my neck would snap. so anyway we are just driving and jammin to some excellent music i belive drop it like its hot was playing at this time, and all of a sudden dave goes oooh shit and starts to slow down and we are like what and hes like...a cop. so we were like uhh we are gonna get screwed for sure. not only was he speeding but we had SEVEN people in a FIVE seated car and he was the only one with a seatbelt on...so he comes up and is like do you know why i pulled over and hes like i was going a little fast and hes like 77..(it was a 55) and while hes looking for is regisrtation and stuff he shines his flashlight in the back and hes like how many people do you have in here..and hes like seven. and then he goes do you know what happens when you get in an accident going 77 with seven people in the car? and hes like uhhh...and the cop is like dead bodies...everywhere. and when he walked away were were all like WHAT!! who says that!! oh man it was crazy. but he only got a ticket for 15 over and that was it which was real lucky cuz he probably could have got us for a lot which would have been bad. but thats not where this night ends...
so that same night we all went out to "the tavern" which is this little bar in hale which is slightly shady and was filled with a buncha locals. so there was like 12 of us at a table and then there were these other people at another table (locals) and so there was this one lady who was probably in her 50s and she was crazy and me and emily and dave and billy were playing euchure and behind our table was like a dance floor type thing and some dart boards and some people we were with were playing darts and i was on the side of the table that was facing that area so i could see them and all of a sudden i look up and this lady is rolling around on the floor like a crazy person! and i was like what the hell! and so we thought that was enough to top the night but oh no. so when she gets up and she goes up to chris and shes like i like you all crazylike cuz she was wasted. and so hes like a little weirded out and he comes and sits down by us and she comes up behind him and starts like massageing his ears! and so we all start laughing a lot and then she kisses him on the cheek but thats not where it ends she the proceedes to take his face in her hands and kiss him on the lips and everybody was laughing so hard like there was nothing to stop it. i thought i was going to throw up i was laughing so hard. it was amazing. and shes like telling him she loves him and stuff and hes like you shouldn't talk to strangers and she was like im not a stranger i love you! ooh wow. then he goes over to the bar and hes sitting there talking to her like hes trying to get some or something and everyone took pictures. and apparently she like owns this boat called "the river queen" which is a big thing and it goes around the river or something so she was telling him all of us could have a free ride on the river queen. and so we kept calling him the river king. even tho this lady was married and had 5 kids. haha. amazing.
so one night when people were around the fire, there was this owl that was like making werid hooting noises and so billy would go around trying to imitate it and he would be like hoot hoot hoot hoot, hoot hoot, hooooot. and when he would say hoot he would unnciate it a lot all the letters, the H the O and especialy the T that kid kills me really he does. and every once and a while the owl wpuld make a really non owl noise and they he would stop for a while and everyone was like he feels discouraged cuz he messed up. oh man. crazy fools!
ooh wow we had so many encounters with the locals this year it was pretty ridiculous. the tavern lady was probably the highlight of the local encounters but we had more that we could have done without. we were at the beach and chris decides to ask this shadster if he knew where there was an arcade and after he talked to him for a while he comes back and starts talking about how the kids have nothing to do around here cuz the police or whatever think they are all bad so they take away things they can do. and i think he said something about drugs and how they used to use the bowling alley as a crack house or something. so after we were done with that convo he proceeds to ask us if we knew any dirty jokes....and we were like uhh.. and chris goes we are with a church camp! and hes like well im religious too but i still like to tell them! and we were all just like ...
then there was another guy when we were at the beach and it started raining so we went under the like tunnel thing where the bathrooms are and this random old guy walks by and gets all in emilys face and is like can i ask you a question? you come to the beach to get wet but what do you do when it starts raining? go under here. and again we were all like ...
then this other lady and her son were walking up the stair from the sand and the kid tripped and we kinda looked but we didn't laugh or anything and he got all embarrassed and the lady was like ooh don't worry everybody trips and chris turned around and was like yea i do it all the time and the lady is like wasn't talking about that kinda trippin! i lived in the 70s...and we were like umm ok..man chris attracts a lotta locals. unbelivable. and this is why oscoda breeds psychos.
me and emily went to hale to get some ice cream because the bear store is shadester. and we were sitting there just a eatin and this kid walks by and he has to be like 7 feet tall and he was soooo skinny he looked like a stick for real. it was amazing. and he had an afro! it was probably the best thing i have ever seen. and then everyone we told about it was like oh yea i saw that guy too!!! ha everyone was amazed by this guy. we wanted to take a picture but it didn't happen and i am sad :(
"i basically just cut my leg off with this stick"
~Billy
"why are your hot and readys are six dollars!!??"
~Maye
"ya'll play quarter bounce?"
~Maye
"he got it taken away because he told me 'ima cut you'"
~Debra/Spencer
"snack is happening!"
~Chris
i think there are a lot more but i can't think of them right now.
this year the song was Sugar we're going down swingin by fall out boy. and what was special about this song is that half of us didn't like it and no one knew the words but every one would sing it. and since they didn't know the words they would just put in random sounds to the tune of the chorus. fabulous.
well i think that is it. this was probably the longest entry of my life. NOT GONNA LIE! so if you read all that which is not likely you might not think any of it is funny BUT IT IS! so ha! alright kids im out.