Are those plankton blooms ON YOUR FACE?
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Ugh, please tell me marine biologist!Jason Priestly dies in a Jubilee boat-related accident in London or something. I cannot handle him and his face and that thing that lives on his face. I cannot BELIEVE Audrey fell for his seduction line of "let's go see the plankton blooms" or whatever. In the groundhog day episode me and the friend I was watching it with would have to cover our eyes when EVERY DAY started with them kissing, ugh. The day he died was the BEST DAY. He's just so arrogant and entitled and "oh these people worshiping me are so annoying" god shut up. I loved Jason Priestly's character in Jeremiah because he worked SO WELL as an arrogant insane evil leader. And I did prefer him to Dylan in 90210 where he was more ~sensitive~. But omg with the same 90210 hair and the wrinkles and the plankton on his face and the +1000 arrogance but we're supposed to be sympathetic? I just can't. I hope the writers were making him unappealing on purpose. I just can't believe that Audrey and him would get together so quickly when we've seen that she hasn't shown any interest in ANYONE so far.
Also I hate Evi. (I would say I hate anyone that threatens the OT3, but I loved Quebecois woman!) I have aaaaaaaaaalways hated Evi. And I am SO HAPPY to be finally JUSTIFIED in my hate. Grar, working with the Rev! Has God ever healed a Trouble yet, Rev? This is not an evidence-based approach!
Also, lol that Daddy Chief and Lucy worked together. I hope the Chief didn't love Lucy like Nathan loves Audrey, because even if they're not genetically father and son, that's just awkward.
I cannot believe what happened to Audrey2. So sad! Fake boss man is so mysterious! Yet Daddy Chief was working with him somehow so wtf. Daddy Chief also had a cleaner! Who is totally awesome.
LOL at the end of Roots where Nathan once again is the CHEESE WALKS ALONE in the midst of all those happy couples. He is so Eeyore. His pain is all on the inside.
This Duke/Nathan vid made this song get stuck in my head for days, but it is SO WORTH IT. It also really goes with this fic.
Snow White
I really enjoyed this visually, and the acting was good, but the WRITING, ugh. I hope to see fic somewhere explaining all the MASSIVE PLOT HOLES. The writers really needed to set up the magic in this universe so it was internally consistent (random fairies! random kisses!). That fairy stag thing was so Mononoke-hime, as well. The ending almost felt like the end of SW: A New Hope - I was expecting Snow White to hand out medals to her two boys. (Also the names issue - or lack thereof - was a weird writing choice.) And the huntsman just lurking like a lurker at the coronation lol. So I wonder if there will be sequel because that romantic plotline was so not resolved. It would be interesting if she married William and then had an ~affair~ with the huntsman. Or, you know, threesome which solves everything. (But where did KStew break Hemsworth's nose? I don't remember any scene where they're really fighting...)
Alternatively, everything
lunik_the_bard said here.
Ugh, please tell me marine biologist!Jason Priestly dies in a Jubilee boat-related accident in London or something. I cannot handle him and his face and that thing that lives on his face. I cannot BELIEVE Audrey fell for his seduction line of "let's go see the plankton blooms" or whatever. In the groundhog day episode me and the friend I was watching it with would have to cover our eyes when EVERY DAY started with them kissing, ugh. The day he died was the BEST DAY. He's just so arrogant and entitled and "oh these people worshiping me are so annoying" god shut up. I loved Jason Priestly's character in Jeremiah because he worked SO WELL as an arrogant insane evil leader. And I did prefer him to Dylan in 90210 where he was more ~sensitive~. But omg with the same 90210 hair and the wrinkles and the plankton on his face and the +1000 arrogance but we're supposed to be sympathetic? I just can't. I hope the writers were making him unappealing on purpose. I just can't believe that Audrey and him would get together so quickly when we've seen that she hasn't shown any interest in ANYONE so far.
Also I hate Evi. (I would say I hate anyone that threatens the OT3, but I loved Quebecois woman!) I have aaaaaaaaaalways hated Evi. And I am SO HAPPY to be finally JUSTIFIED in my hate. Grar, working with the Rev! Has God ever healed a Trouble yet, Rev? This is not an evidence-based approach!
Also, lol that Daddy Chief and Lucy worked together. I hope the Chief didn't love Lucy like Nathan loves Audrey, because even if they're not genetically father and son, that's just awkward.
I cannot believe what happened to Audrey2. So sad! Fake boss man is so mysterious! Yet Daddy Chief was working with him somehow so wtf. Daddy Chief also had a cleaner! Who is totally awesome.
LOL at the end of Roots where Nathan once again is the CHEESE WALKS ALONE in the midst of all those happy couples. He is so Eeyore. His pain is all on the inside.
This Duke/Nathan vid made this song get stuck in my head for days, but it is SO WORTH IT. It also really goes with this fic.
Snow White
I really enjoyed this visually, and the acting was good, but the WRITING, ugh. I hope to see fic somewhere explaining all the MASSIVE PLOT HOLES. The writers really needed to set up the magic in this universe so it was internally consistent (random fairies! random kisses!). That fairy stag thing was so Mononoke-hime, as well. The ending almost felt like the end of SW: A New Hope - I was expecting Snow White to hand out medals to her two boys. (Also the names issue - or lack thereof - was a weird writing choice.) And the huntsman just lurking like a lurker at the coronation lol. So I wonder if there will be sequel because that romantic plotline was so not resolved. It would be interesting if she married William and then had an ~affair~ with the huntsman. Or, you know, threesome which solves everything. (But where did KStew break Hemsworth's nose? I don't remember any scene where they're really fighting...)
Alternatively, everything
lunik_the_bard said here.