Discovery of Witches Eps 1-4
I don't know what happened, but here is a liveblog of me slowly losing my mind in one short weekend.
It started so innocently...
6:39 PM fenlings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYBmdi4U9A
6:39 PM fenlings: matthew goode is great but looks old
6:39 PM fenlings: and the witch is such a mary sue and bad actress
6:39 PM fenlings: sigh
8:37 PM fenlings: fuck it im watching witches
8:37 PM fenlings: matthew goode is too good
8:44 PM fenlings: i can't stand the girls hair its so messy
8:45 PM fenlings: shes using her powers on the dumbest things
8:45 PM fenlings: use it on ur hair!!!
9:58 PM fenlings: "youngest ever tenure at yale" so ridic, mary sue
9:59 PM fenlings: for studying about the history of alchemy
9:59 PM fenlings: who gives tenure for that
10:15 PM fenlings: this show is really library-focused
10:29 PM fenlings: this is soooooooooooo boringgggg
10:29 PM fenlings: but i can't stop watching
10:29 PM fenlings: matthew goode has a lot to answer for
11:18 PM fenlings: uggh his smug "im a vampire im ollld i namedrop famous ppl"
11:19 PM fenlings: the plot of this show is literally about a professor taking a book out of a university library
11:19 PM fenlings: she doesn't want to take out the book
11:19 PM fenlings: other people want her to take out the book
11:19 PM fenlings: everyone is hanging out in the library
11:19 PM fenlings: lmao
11:19 PM fenlings: action packed
11:34 PM fenlings: lmaooooo matthew has a laboratory to study vampire genetics
11:37 PM fenlings: hes seducing her over explaining graphs of dna i cant
11:39 PM fenlings: omg this genetics lecture is sooooooooooo wrong
11:40 PM fenlings: unless witchcraft is literally a survival skill u need to get to reproduction age, this is some lamarckian bs
11:40 PM fenlings: hes looking at a witch dna from hundreds of years ago, and then dna from one of her modern descendents
11:40 PM fenlings: SURPRISE the descendent has less witchy dna
11:40 PM fenlings: (which lol)
11:41 PM fenlings: hope u controlled for other witch ancestors asshole. obv if one person generations back had a trait, it would be watered down???? i just???????
11:42 PM fenlings: "indicating that her ancestors as the centuries passed relied less and less upon witchcraft to survive"
11:42 PM fenlings: no??????
11:42 PM fenlings: unless magic literally changes ur dna when u use it
11:48 PM fenlings: oh my god
11:49 PM fenlings: this is just like when i mainlined true blood
11:50 PM fenlings: holy shit he's kissing her wrist ajkf;ajfjerk;g
11:56 PM fenlings: he has a country estate with PEACOCKS could he get more cliche
12:00 AM fenlings: oh god yet another witch library
12:01 AM fenlings: i looked up the author to see if she is a librarian
12:01 AM fenlings: "She is a graduate of Mount Holyoke College (B.A., 1986), Northwestern University (M.A., 1990), and the University of California, Davis (Ph.D., 1994).[2] Harkness also studied abroad at Oxford University. She is a well-regarded historian of science and medicine,[3] as well as having studied alchemy, magic and the occult."
12:01 AM fenlings: the lead character is totally her self-insert
12:33 AM fenlings: and how does she not know about dna
12:33 AM fenlings: "history of science" still includes dna
12:34 AM fenlings: his seduction is that she smells and "i can hear your witch's blood moving in your veins"
12:35 AM fenlings: so not hot
12:37 AM fenlings: he is vampirefully resisting her ALLURE
12:59 AM fenlings: i think maybe nazis were witches
1:10 AM fenlings: nazi witches killed matthew's vampire stepfather1:10 AM fenlings: its very sad
5:35 PM fenlings: the vampire danced with her and made her happy so her skin glowed....
5:56 PM fenlings: he's in love with her and "craving" her for no reason its so random
5:59 PM fenlings: so weird that they have so many diegetic noises like footsteps and clocks ticking and mostly no background music
5:59 PM fenlings: are we MEANT to feel claustrophic?
6:15 PM fenlings: lol she made it rain when she had a sad
6:15 PM fenlings: keep your pathetic fallacy to yourself
6:15 PM fenlings: oh god there are 4 more episodes to go
6:15 PM fenlings: will my sanity survive??
It started so innocently...
6:39 PM fenlings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYBmdi4U9A
6:39 PM fenlings: matthew goode is great but looks old
6:39 PM fenlings: and the witch is such a mary sue and bad actress
6:39 PM fenlings: sigh
8:37 PM fenlings: fuck it im watching witches
8:37 PM fenlings: matthew goode is too good
8:44 PM fenlings: i can't stand the girls hair its so messy
8:45 PM fenlings: shes using her powers on the dumbest things
8:45 PM fenlings: use it on ur hair!!!
9:58 PM fenlings: "youngest ever tenure at yale" so ridic, mary sue
9:59 PM fenlings: for studying about the history of alchemy
9:59 PM fenlings: who gives tenure for that
10:15 PM fenlings: this show is really library-focused
10:29 PM fenlings: this is soooooooooooo boringgggg
10:29 PM fenlings: but i can't stop watching
10:29 PM fenlings: matthew goode has a lot to answer for
11:18 PM fenlings: uggh his smug "im a vampire im ollld i namedrop famous ppl"
11:19 PM fenlings: the plot of this show is literally about a professor taking a book out of a university library
11:19 PM fenlings: she doesn't want to take out the book
11:19 PM fenlings: other people want her to take out the book
11:19 PM fenlings: everyone is hanging out in the library
11:19 PM fenlings: lmao
11:19 PM fenlings: action packed
11:34 PM fenlings: lmaooooo matthew has a laboratory to study vampire genetics
11:37 PM fenlings: hes seducing her over explaining graphs of dna i cant
11:39 PM fenlings: omg this genetics lecture is sooooooooooo wrong
11:40 PM fenlings: unless witchcraft is literally a survival skill u need to get to reproduction age, this is some lamarckian bs
11:40 PM fenlings: hes looking at a witch dna from hundreds of years ago, and then dna from one of her modern descendents
11:40 PM fenlings: SURPRISE the descendent has less witchy dna
11:40 PM fenlings: (which lol)
11:41 PM fenlings: hope u controlled for other witch ancestors asshole. obv if one person generations back had a trait, it would be watered down???? i just???????
11:42 PM fenlings: "indicating that her ancestors as the centuries passed relied less and less upon witchcraft to survive"
11:42 PM fenlings: no??????
11:42 PM fenlings: unless magic literally changes ur dna when u use it
11:48 PM fenlings: oh my god
11:49 PM fenlings: this is just like when i mainlined true blood
11:50 PM fenlings: holy shit he's kissing her wrist ajkf;ajfjerk;g
11:56 PM fenlings: he has a country estate with PEACOCKS could he get more cliche
12:00 AM fenlings: oh god yet another witch library
12:01 AM fenlings: i looked up the author to see if she is a librarian
12:01 AM fenlings: "She is a graduate of Mount Holyoke College (B.A., 1986), Northwestern University (M.A., 1990), and the University of California, Davis (Ph.D., 1994).[2] Harkness also studied abroad at Oxford University. She is a well-regarded historian of science and medicine,[3] as well as having studied alchemy, magic and the occult."
12:01 AM fenlings: the lead character is totally her self-insert
12:33 AM fenlings: and how does she not know about dna
12:33 AM fenlings: "history of science" still includes dna
12:34 AM fenlings: his seduction is that she smells and "i can hear your witch's blood moving in your veins"
12:35 AM fenlings: so not hot
12:37 AM fenlings: he is vampirefully resisting her ALLURE
12:59 AM fenlings: i think maybe nazis were witches
1:10 AM fenlings: nazi witches killed matthew's vampire stepfather1:10 AM fenlings: its very sad
5:35 PM fenlings: the vampire danced with her and made her happy so her skin glowed....
5:56 PM fenlings: he's in love with her and "craving" her for no reason its so random
5:59 PM fenlings: so weird that they have so many diegetic noises like footsteps and clocks ticking and mostly no background music
5:59 PM fenlings: are we MEANT to feel claustrophic?
6:15 PM fenlings: lol she made it rain when she had a sad
6:15 PM fenlings: keep your pathetic fallacy to yourself
6:15 PM fenlings: oh god there are 4 more episodes to go
6:15 PM fenlings: will my sanity survive??