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fenderlove

WIP Meme.

Feb 18, 2011 22:19

Gacked from rahirah.

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Upon request, I will post a random line or two from any of these you choose. Assuming that the file adds up to a full line, that is. Some of my WIPs are finished and just in need of final edits or I'm in the process of posting, and ( Read more... )

meme, fanfic

Comments 4

rahirah February 19 2011, 04:23:28 UTC

How cam I resist circus fic?

fenderlove February 19 2011, 04:35:26 UTC

As the big top crashed down, the great rush of air could be felt as far away as the cantina, flattening the grass and sending scraps of garbage scattering momentarily. Gentlemen held down their hats and the ladies their skirts as the last support column was removed and the massive canvas fell to earth. Buffy Summers felt that pressure at her back, nearly bowling her over, as she traipsed lazily through the catacomb of shoddy tents that made up the midway. The ground was littered with cigarette butts, ticket stubs, and remnants of half-eaten popcorn, and the young woman teetered to and fro to avoid stepping in anything unpleasant with her bare feet. Her shoes were casually slung over her left shoulder as she trekked onwards, watching the concession stands and games of chance being dismantled to prepare for departure. The final straggling animals were being herded with the rest of the menagerie onto their stock car. Pampalooma the elephant impatiently stamped her feet for her turn onto the car, having to go last never settling well with ( ... )

xc_runner50 February 19 2011, 06:19:30 UTC

Congressional Foreplay sounds positively scandalous. :P

fenderlove February 19 2011, 20:34:03 UTC

Flicking through the television channels, a constant blare of pundits shouted the story to their audience.

Chris Matthews was the first to bat, "Breaking news out of Washington D.C. this evening as Congresswomen Dena Kapowski from Georgia and Molly Whitacker of Texas announced on the floor of the House that they were, in fact, Slayers-"

"- A former proponent of the Unnatural Abilities Restriction Act, Republican Molly Whitacker reversed her early opinions by revealing her Slayer status to her party and the world-" Andrerson Cooper continued.

Glenn Beck foamed, "- And these terrorists have infiltrated our government. Our government! They say it's just how they were born. The extreme Left will tell you that these terrorists don't have a choice in being a Slayer, that it's in their blood. And that, I will tell you, is a lie. What will they want next? Unions? To impose their own brand of Sharia in this country?! I hate to break it to you, America, but democracy as we know it is over ( ... )