I Officially Hate the Post Office.
Stupid post office! Gah! Make me wait like three hours in line and try and charge me $25 to ship something that doesn't even cost that much! Had to drive around forever looking for a smaller package bubble envelope and then back to the post office to wait another three hours to mail the damn thing! Man! Sometimes it's just not worth it to have the holiday cheer! Bah humbug!