Mornings
Ah, I love Prince Kheldar, Silk, from David Eddings' Belgariad/Mallorean series. Quick, just the right amount of sarcastic, and has a wonderful view on mornings.
"Tell me, Prince Kheldar, why are you always so disagreeable in the morning? (Polgara)
"Because I detest mornings. The only reason there's such a thing as morning is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other." (Silk)
"Tell me, Prince Kheldar, why are you always so disagreeable in the morning? (Polgara)
"Because I detest mornings. The only reason there's such a thing as morning is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other." (Silk)