Homygawd.
Holy crap I'm so flustered and worried. I swear to God I'm channelling every flummoxed, distressed, anxious, worried diva who ever lived right now. Sweet Jesus why do these fucking fags not answer their PHONES!?
Hokay, so my friend is undergoing extreme domestic issues in the sense that he might be homeless sometime soon because his dad's all like "straighten up and fly right" blah blah blah "A woman is going to fix you!" blah blah blah, "I want you to get married and give me a grandson!" blah blah blah end asian-family rant.
So yeah, suffice it to say he left home with the house keys and the clothes on his back. AND THEN, his dad came sprinting after him not even like 10 minutes later screaming bloody murder and all that jazz.
So yeah, if you pray, or are inclined to be spiritual. Please petition the God(s)Goddess(es)/Aliens/Higher Power(s)/Energy Fields. Whatever. For his safety. If not, well that's your perogative.
Now excuse me while I plan and stuff
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Hokay, so my friend is undergoing extreme domestic issues in the sense that he might be homeless sometime soon because his dad's all like "straighten up and fly right" blah blah blah "A woman is going to fix you!" blah blah blah, "I want you to get married and give me a grandson!" blah blah blah end asian-family rant.
So yeah, suffice it to say he left home with the house keys and the clothes on his back. AND THEN, his dad came sprinting after him not even like 10 minutes later screaming bloody murder and all that jazz.
So yeah, if you pray, or are inclined to be spiritual. Please petition the God(s)Goddess(es)/Aliens/Higher Power(s)/Energy Fields. Whatever. For his safety. If not, well that's your perogative.
Now excuse me while I plan and stuff
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