Academia, Prompt: Sociology, Fandom: Scrubs
Title: His None Nuclear Family
Academia Prompt: Sociology
Fandom: Scrubs
Pairing: Elliot/Jordan
Rating: G
Word Count: 172
Jack looked at the classroom clock for what seemed like the hundredth time. He tried to kick the chair in front of him quietly enough to avoid another weeks detention. It didn’t work. Mr Bell barked out a warning, “Cox,” (no one ever remembered the Sullivan part), and the girl next to him - who was wearing waaay too much eyeliner - sniggered.
Jack wished he had a normal surname. He also kinda wished he had a normal teenage temper (Dad’s fault) and normal, married parents (Mom’s fault).
Still, it’s not like Elliot ranked as top ten weird in a world where Jack regularly dealt with Janice’s fantasies and a stuffed dog named Steven. It’s just, when a jerk-hole like Kevin started to mouth off about his Cougar Mom’s girlfriend, he always felt obligated to defend his dysfunctional/awesome family and punch them in the thorax.
At least his Dad’s medical texts made these violent outbursts sound like a fancy, pyschological issue. Jack loved harassing Sacred Heart's latest shrink.