Academia, Fandom: Scrubs, Prompts: Visual Arts, Medicine

Jan 27, 2011 16:49

Title: Her Scopophilia
Academia Prompt: Visual Arts
Fandom: Scrubs
Pairing: Carla/Nurse Tisdale
Rating: PG
Word Count: 210

Even from the Nurse’s Station, Carla can see Turk and Bambi bouncing up and down like over excited puppies. It’s sexy saunter o’clock for Nurse Tisdale and - what do you know - her boyfriend, and his boyfriend, are right on time.

Normally she would let them have their fun, but she is having a hell of a day. Nurse Tisdale sashays by and Carla marches along with her,

“Alright idiots break it up,”

Turk tries to pretend he is not looking and JD pouts like a little girl,

“But Carla, it’s like a peach,”

His hands are framing Nurse Tisdale’s butt and Carla can’t help but look. Bambi may be a sexist jerk, but Carla has to admit he’s not wrong. For a white girl, her ass is round in all the right places and Carla’s eyes trace the dip of her thong as she walks away.

JD has his head tilted, no doubt lost in some ridiculous fantasy. Unfortunately, Turk is more on the ball and follows Carla’s gaze triumphantly.

“Yeah, my baby wants to hit that!”

Carla pulls her eyes away from Nurse Tisdale’s ass and points a finger at Turk threateningly,

“Your baby wants to hit you,”

Still…

Title: Their Aversion Therapy
Academia Prompt: Medicine
Fandom: Scrubs
Pairing: Elliot/Jordan
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Set after My Soul on Fire
Word Count: 218

“You are the worst person I have ever met,”

“ Of course I am. You know Stick, I could get offended by my…whatever it is you‘re calling us in your little diary…not saying my new hair looks pretty,”

“It’s red,”

“I felt like a change,”

“It’s red,”

“And?”

“Youknowhowmuchredhairfreaksmeout…”

“I know. I didn’t do this allll for funsies. Don’t tell anyone, but I did it a teensy bit to help you - think of it like aversion therapy.”

“Frick!”

“You know, Perry used to be ginger, before I made him go grey…fun times. Jack and Jennifer might grow into redheads.”

“Oh my God, I am going to be the worst stepmother in the world. I am going to hate your little freckled freaks and then they’ll suffocate me one night in my sleep and you’ll run off with the pool boy, and they’ll be in therapy… and in prison.”

“Oh calm down Little Miss Neurosis. Ignore the red and come here,”

“Double frick!”

“Wait, where are you going?”

“I can’t kiss you on the mouth Jordan,”

“So you thought you’d have a little fun elsewhere?!”

“Well, I know that the carpets don’t match the new drapes,”

“You are the weirdest person I have ever met.”

fandom: scrubs, drabble cycle: academia, author: slagsmacker

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