Title: Of Rocks And Women
Fandom: The Andy Griffith Show
Pairing: Helen Crump/Thelma Lou
Prompt: Geology
Rating: PG
Words: 155
Helen Crump's green eyes widened as she unfastened the last button on Thelma Lou's blouse. Slowly, she lowered her head and began to lick the smooth skin of Thelma's breast.
"I'm so glad...the boys take us on...fishing trips," Thelma Lou said gasping. "We get to play while they're away."
Helen's full lips smiled, then began to suck. The moaning issuing from Thelma Lou's throat almost overrode the sound of snapping branches and rustling leaves which announced the return of "the boys."
Both women sat up abruptly, buttoning and brushing. Helen picked up a stone beside their blanket.
"Well," said Andy with a grin, "we're back. Hope you two weren't too bored."
"Yeah," agreed Barney. "Sorry we took so long."
"Oh, we weren't bored. Helen spent the afternoon explaining to me how crystals form in rock."
"That Helen," said Andy shaking his head, "she's an expert on everything."
"Yes, she is," Thelma Lou whispered.