Drabbletag 7 - Two Gintama ficlets

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Title: could you be my model human being
Prompt: Gintama: Hinowa/Tsukuyo - mother, requested by greenpersi
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Hinowa/Tsukuyo
Rating: G
Word count: 250
Summary: When Hinowa is pregnant, Tsukuyo urges her to flee.

Title: I'll slap your pretty face awake
Prompt: Gintama: Ayame/Tae - challenge, requested by greenpersi
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Ayame/Tae
Rating: M
Word count: 250
Summary: It's risky business, admitting openly what kind of pervert you are, but then again, so is being a ninja.