Dear
impgrrl and
misstreah ,
You are both correct there is no way my star trek glasses will survive to be sold in 50 years to fund my retirement. This morning (approx 6am) Ivy knocked my Uhura glass off my wardrobe and on to my bed and me. Thank goodness I have plastic sheets on at the moment. Though this is NOT I repeat NOT a great way to wake up in the morning.
Properly humbled,
Asha
EDIT: Double FAIL! Bonsai just came in COVERED in hitchikers and then bit me.