My fandom is zombie whore crackfic.*
So my roommates just had this conversation and I felt it was totally necessary to share with the world at large. No really. Because it's not every day that you have a conversation about post-apocalyptic penii.
luciamad: My power in the post-apocalyptic zombieverse is going to be growing a penis that shoots radioactive sperm. Everyone is going to want one. Which is going to make having sex rather difficult. I'm going to have find somebody who's already radioactive. Oh, no, wait. No, yeah, the person's going to have to already be radioactive.
arsenicjade: Hemmy's already radioactive.
Luc: I'm not having sex with Hemmy. I'm also not having sex with radioactive zombies.
Arsenic: That is so specieist of you.
Luc: Zombies are not a species. And they eat humans.
Arsenic: The radioactive zombies do not eat humans.
Luc: I don't want to have sex with zombies! They're dead! They're rotting flesh!
Arsenic: Yes, but can you smell them?
Luc: Not as well as Gerard.
Arsenic: Maybe I could stand nearby so that my good smell...
Luc: I'm also not an exhibitionist.
Arsenic: I don't have to watch!
Luc: I STILL DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A ZOMBIE. IT'S DEAD.
Arsenic: Well then who are you going to have radioactive sex with? *gasp of realization* I know! Joe and Andy have been eating radioactive food.
Luc: *thinks* That would work. I could have them both.
*Subject courtesy of arsenicjade.
luciamad: My power in the post-apocalyptic zombieverse is going to be growing a penis that shoots radioactive sperm. Everyone is going to want one. Which is going to make having sex rather difficult. I'm going to have find somebody who's already radioactive. Oh, no, wait. No, yeah, the person's going to have to already be radioactive.
arsenicjade: Hemmy's already radioactive.
Luc: I'm not having sex with Hemmy. I'm also not having sex with radioactive zombies.
Arsenic: That is so specieist of you.
Luc: Zombies are not a species. And they eat humans.
Arsenic: The radioactive zombies do not eat humans.
Luc: I don't want to have sex with zombies! They're dead! They're rotting flesh!
Arsenic: Yes, but can you smell them?
Luc: Not as well as Gerard.
Arsenic: Maybe I could stand nearby so that my good smell...
Luc: I'm also not an exhibitionist.
Arsenic: I don't have to watch!
Luc: I STILL DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A ZOMBIE. IT'S DEAD.
Arsenic: Well then who are you going to have radioactive sex with? *gasp of realization* I know! Joe and Andy have been eating radioactive food.
Luc: *thinks* That would work. I could have them both.
*Subject courtesy of arsenicjade.