It has come to my attention that I might have entirely too much time on my hands, or that I spend way too much time thinking about all things KPOP. Or that I might possibly spend too much time with Cherrelle discussing all things KPOP.
Anyhoo, we were discussing (and by “we” I mean I initiated it) which guy from each band we wouldn’t want mad at us. DON’T JUDGE ME! And the results are as follows.
DBSK: Jaejoong. And while it was kind of a toss-up between Jae and Changmin for a while, Jae is definitely the winner because Jae seems like the type to act like nothing has happened and has totally forgiven you, only to take his revenge 3 months later, and his revenge is 10 times worse than your initial offense. Jae, in my opinion, is Cartman from South Park. Anyone see that episode where Cartman made the kid eat his parents in a bowl of chili and then have Radiohead show up to laugh at the kid and mock him? That’s Jae, and that’s why I wouldn’t want him mad at me.
U-KISS: Kibum. Boy is violent and has a temper. And thinks he’s always right. No thank you.
Super Junior: I guess I’ll have to go with Heechul on this one. He’s Jae-esque, and he seems like the kind who wouldn’t forget about things. Like he’d be all, Man I’m thirsty. I wish I had something to drink. But SOMEBODY drank my last juice! *glare* And then you’d be like, Dude, I’m sorry! I didn’t know it was the last one, I bought you some more, and that happened THREE MONTHS AGO! LET IT GO, MAN! But he won’t let it go.
MBLAQ: Seungho. Honestly, I can’t stand the bitch in the first place. And he seems like a passive-aggressive pouter. We shall name him “Captain Killjoy” or “Buzz Killington”!
SHINEE: Key, I guess. He seems kinda petty to me, and like the kind who would hold a grudge.
Shinhwa: Hyesung. The boy is a diva and I can see someone getting a ridiculously long lecture from him, on top of him demanding you do something to make it up to him.
Big Bang: G-Dragon. Boy seems all kinds of childish.