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femmephantom

Movie Squee!

Sep 16, 2008 01:11

Click the cut to see the trailers for the new Fast and the Furious trailer (WITH HAN!!!) and the trailer for the The Transporter 3.

So I like action movies with car chases, explosions hot guys. Sue me.
( It's a beautiful thing )

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kyoko_minamino September 16 2008, 14:49:32 UTC

*facepalm* Oh, Jason Statham. How though art fallen...I'm still gonna watch both of these, but they're both beating dead horses...with OTHER dead horses.

Well, anything to get the awful taste of Babylon AD out of my mouth. x_x

femmephantom September 16 2008, 16:39:01 UTC

Yeah, 'cause all of JS movies have all been high quality. Need I bring up In the Name of the King? I about shit myself when I saw he was in a Ewe Boll movie.

Was Babylon A.D. really that bad?

Still, I'll watch anything with Vin.

kyoko_minamino September 16 2008, 17:57:19 UTC

Lol, that's not what I meant. I meant he went from being in fun but still half-decent movies like Transporter and Crank to this crap: re-hashed, unbearably scripted action flicks like Transporter 3 and Death Race (Well, at least Death Race had explosions. That was worth the bad dialog.) His career is circling the rim of the toilet while Vin's is trying to crawl out of it (and not doing that good a job. Paul Walker may be cute, but he's a one trick pony. Seeing him in the first and second one was ENOUGH, thank you ( ... )

femmephantom September 16 2008, 18:18:27 UTC

You have a point. I'll give you that. I was never really a fan of Paul Walker. I mean, I don't not like him. I'm just sorta indifferent.

Vin I love with all my heart, and Jason is one of the coolest people out there. And War wasn't so bad. Did you see they were making a sequel to Crank?

So I guess it was that bad. Still, I'll have to go and see it, so I can be appopriately mad with you. And for a self-described prude, you seem awfully disappointed at the lack of the sexing in the movie. ;)

*aren't we all*

I love him as Riddick. For srs.

Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! kyoko_minamino September 16 2008, 22:02:31 UTC

Same here. The only reason I will turn on 2 Fast 2 Furious is for the four seconds Tyrese's shirt was off and to hear Paul Walker say "Cuz". That shit had me on the floor laughing. Paul =/= ghetto. xDD

War was...lame. Not bad, but lame. It had a few parts that were half-decent, but as a whole it was blah. AND YES. WHAT THE HELL. HE DIED AT THE END, DAMMIT. I don't care how super-special-awesome you are, you can't survive a drop from 10,00 feet onto a fucking car. GEEZ.

Yeah, but don't pay over $5.00 for it. It was just...so much WTF after that first hour. Honestly. I yelled at the screen at some point. And I never do that I just snark to myself.

*Damn right we all are. I ain't no prude when it comes to Vin, bb*

That's my favorite character of his. Well, him and XXX. I loved Xander. XD

Re: Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! femmephantom September 17 2008, 03:14:35 UTC

Pick up lines. They make me laugh. XD

But War had Jet Li, JS, and Sung Kang. I don't need another reason to watch it. I KNOW HE DIED! But somehow they managed to bring him back with an electric heart? It doesn't make sense to me either, but whatever.

I never pay to go to the movies. I have a best friend with a free pas that never expires. Srsly.

And dude, if there was a way to cross Riddick with his badass-ness and twisted sense of humor, and Xander with his tattoos, you'd never see me again. And I would call him "Xandrick". XD

Re: Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! kyoko_minamino September 17 2008, 04:34:09 UTC

Ditto.

But...it was still lamerz. Not because of the cast, but the plot. D:
And ugh, I heard about the "electric heart" that he has to keep electrocuting himself to stay alive or sth. Retarded plot device, oh yes plz, I'd love one. v.v

:O Lucky whore...

XD For the record, you just made me lol so loud that nochi_san asked what the hell I was laughing at. (We're all moved in together now, ain't it nifty?) I would pay to see Xandrick, for realz.

Re: Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! femmephantom September 17 2008, 04:45:10 UTC

Yeah, plot was kinda weak. But it has pretties. So I watch it. *drools* And let's have a round of applause for the retarded plot device! I hear they're all the rage this season.

I know I am, you bitch. XD

And I do my part. That's my whole purpose in life, comic relief. That's why whatever god is up there put me on this earth. For the amusement of others. ;) Glad you and nochi_san are roomies. Someone has to keep you in line. And you might be able to pay to see Xandrick. But no touchie. He is mine, and mine alone!

Re: Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! kyoko_minamino September 17 2008, 04:51:38 UTC

Yeah, altogether it wasn't that awful. I give it props for t3h pretty.

8D

Whoo-hoo comic relief! But don't go down any dark alleys. You know the funny guys always die first. D:

HAH. I'm the one keeping HER in line. xD

Awww...well, paying is enough. At least I still have my imagination. :D

Re: Hey Vin! Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can seem myself in them! femmephantom September 17 2008, 04:55:35 UTC

Right-o! No dark alleys for me. I watch scary movies. I know what happens.

Suuuuure you are.

And that's all you'll have, honey. :)

Well, I'm off to bed since I've hit the backspace button more times than I'd care to admit over typing this comment. Typos are not your friends.

I'll holla at you later bitch. ;)

p.s. Oh, and why are Spike Lee movies called "joints"?

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