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Queen Latifah is gay...and getting married! +++All these chicks in my comments won't stop talking about Jared Padalecki's hands, jerk-off porn, and TMI.
+++MY PAPER IS TRYING TO EAT MY BRAIN. Also, I am really fracking tired of typing out the "word" M*A*S*H...in italics! Darn this show for having such illustrative special features on its finale episode.
+++There is not enough diet soda in the world to make me feel "normal" right now. In fact, I think it might be part of the problem.