It's TrueLovePooh's birthday today...

[femmenerd]

...and Isabel Evans is her favorite girl. OMG, girlfriend, you got me to write Roswell fic--for the first time in over a year. I love you that much. :)

The following is where my fanon and truelovepooh's kinks meet.

Title: Five People Who'd Be Really F**king Lucky To Make It With An Alien
Author: femmenerd
Pairings: Isabel/everyone, crossovers with

Comments

[frimfram]

That's awesome. I don't know who this character is, but I know a fair few of the other halves of the pairings, and - damn. I'm going to be on a femslash kick all evening!

[femmenerd]

Hee! Thanks. And yes, femslash = nummy. And for a second I thought that was Faith in your icon, but no it is Cordy. See, people always bust out their Faith icons whenever I start talking about anything lesbatronic, I've noticed. Heh. And hey, I did write dirty, dirty Faith femslash the other day, but it is also a crossover--with the chick in my icon.

[frimfram]

I am actually without a Faith icon these days. Meep!
Poor Cordy, she deserves her femslash too. My semi-resident occasional Boy thinks that Cordy/Lilah would be the hottest thing in the world.

[femmenerd]

Yes. Cordy is way hot too. And I've got more than enough Faith icons for both of us. :P

[sweptawaybayou]

Whoooooooot!!!

I love them all.

You rock so freakin' hard.

Guh. Fuck me ... Spike/Isabel ...

Bird’s not Buffy, but she’s more than a bit of all right.

Beautiful.

*luffs you*

[matouck]

Pooh is butch? Shoulda known, haha. No wonder she's in love with that trainee slut Heigl.

[femmenerd]

Does not compute. ?

[majiklmoon]

um..with 3 kids and a hubby as hot as hers...nope, no butch there. Jealous?

[redbrickrose]

My Roswell love was before my hard core fandom days, so all I did was watch the show and ship canon pairings. So boring, I know.

I love this, though. Wonderful pairings for Isabel.

[femmenerd]

Haha! You watched Roswell? The things you don't know about people. Did you, for example, know that I wrote a 100-page future!fic Roswell novella that involved lesbian!Isabel, kid!fic, and the Dupes? Well, now you do. :P And it had two porny tag fics about Isabel and her lovergirl, Serena (you know of "mentioned once my future!Max" fame who I cast as Mia Kirschner). I also write 40 pages of nothing but Max and Liz having sex spanning like twenty years even though when I did my rewatch with kittyzams earlier this summer, I don't even particularly care for Liz. I'm like all about Maria/Michael now. And Max/Maria. And I also wrote porn about Maria and Zan aka punk!Max based on the insanely hot photo shoot of Jason Behr that this icon comes from.

OK, longest fic comment reply EVER! Thank you so much!

[redbrickrose]

Dude, I lived in Roswell. Really. I grew up there. I also had a decade long alien/conspiracy theory obsession.

So, I loved Roswell, yeah. I actually had a friend who was more into it than I was. (She and her mom both were; her mom actually wrote fic, but I don't know her screenname). I didn't see the last season, and I haven't seen any of it in years. It was never at the crazy-making level of say, Buffy, but I definitely had a healthy fannish appreciation. I was always all about Max/Maria, but I remember liking Max/Liz quite a bit too.

And I did not know all of those things about you! And now I do! That's a really long future fic. I do not think I would have that kind of dedication.

[femmenerd]

Oh wait, then I did know about you watching Roswell. We totally talked about it at WC. Duh.

And yeah, that *is* a long fic. It was my first fic ever actually, and the thing is that chaptered fic is THE thing in Roswell fandom so you know. I haven't written anything anywhere near as long since, though the Faith/Dean might be creeping up on it. But I think it's only like 25,000 words. It's all quite unclear to me right now though. :P

[untitleddemo]

Umm, is it my birthday too? Because you've totally given me a super-duper gift with these drabbles! *loves*

First, I must squee like a madwoman over Spike/Isabel. That ship is definitely the hawtness. I will pretend that Isabel goes to Spike for a bit of comfort, 'cause he's sexy as hell, but he's still not Kyle. Or Michael. Or Alex. Heh. Isabel/everyone is only the best pairing in the history of ever!

Heeee! I love how you set up Isabel with John. Very clever and adorable.

They dance ‘till all hours of the night, grinding and twisting, dropping men’s jaws all over town as their hair tangles together in a cascade of gold and brown, until Isabel pulls her in, biting Faith’s lip and saying, “I’m sick of dancing standing up. Take me home now.”

Yeah, yeah, I know it's the whole damn paragraph, but hot damn! That's some good mental imagery!

Aww, Pacey! *hearts*

I still need to read "Second Chances", I suck. But I really enjoyed that drabble anyway!

What fun! Love you, babycakes, and I'm so excited for you and greenapricot! Have fun

[femmenerd]

Isabel/everyone is only the best pairing in the history of ever!

Ahahahahaha! I love you. And you are very, very wise. *nods*

Um, yeah, Daddy!Winchester/Isabel is totally the naughtiest one and like SUPER FUCKING HOT! And Isabel likes older men, you know, when she's not MAKING OUT WITH GIRLS!

Thank you, baby. And now I'm going to drink some more wine in the hopes that it will allow me to channel Angel, that handsome, brooding beast. Heh.

Speaking of greenapricot - read the IM convo of ours that I posted on the beta fic filter. I guarantee that you will only love us more for it. And I think it's funny that every time I do something incredibly silly I want YOU to know about it. *loves*

[majiklmoon]

this was so awesome!!!!! You did a great job with all the drabbles they were HOT.

would you want to post it in the b_daychallenge too. Please please please?????

[femmenerd]

Thank you! And yes, I'm a flail, I'll totally post it over there now. :)