Once again I stayed up too late being a complete dork on the phone with
kittyzams and then the dude came to fix my intercom at 9 AM. Hence--memage.
My Faith
-is tough and vulnerable in equal amounts
-doesn’t really think she’s ever going to atone for her sins, but is gonna try anyway
-fangirled Bret Michaels of Poison when she was fourteen and loved bad hair metal
-has two primary canonical influences in her life: Buffy and Angel-both because they taught her about determination, and represent things she wishes she could be. Fanonical? Dean and Sam-Dean because he taught her about love, Sam about friendship.
-is really glad that Angel never fucked her-but tries not to be bitter that Buffy wouldn’t (except of course in those fics I wrote…)
-has experienced sexual violence but wouldn’t call it that (out loud)
-has nightmares about her mother, her first Watcher’s death, and every man she killed
-is 50/50 bi
-totally got some in prison. Hello!
-can be a really pushy bottom
-could top you so good you’d scream
-lost her virginity to the babysitter when she was 13
-gets hungry and horny after slaying and still doesn’t think that’s wrong
-does not know how to operate kitchen appliances of pretty much any kind
-likes porn
-hogs the remote control and then channel surfs
-likes to watch Jackass, also the Cartoon Network
-prefers cheap beer
-knows she’s hot, but doesn’t really find herself beautiful
-could have been good at school if a) she wasn’t always getting into schoolyard fights b) she had more of an attention span c) anyone had ever bothered to ask about her homework or even checked to see if she was actually attending
-has a really hard time accepting a compliment-without sarcasm
-no longer has a death wish but isn’t afraid to die
Note: Obviously this is a post-Chosen version of Faith.
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And now I'm going to try and go back to sleep, because I have really important things to do today, like write fanfic, watch Angel: the Series, make apple-cinnamon muffins, drink coffee and harass an incredibly sarcastic gay boy, and go buy some more wine.
ETA: In other news, I really need for there to be fic involving Sam Winchester, his giant porn hands and how they'd make him a really good lesbian. :P