Everyone keeps talking about Turduckens!!
It's almost at epidemic level on my f-list. It's ok, though. I've always found them to be humorous, like they're the little Russian dolls of meat products. A turkey, with a duck inside, with a chicken inside, with a baby red panda inside, with a rat inside, with a mouse inside, with a chickadee inside, with a cricket inside. All basted in a hearty clam sauce. Who wouldn't want that?
Well, probably me, since I'm a vegetarian. The best I could hope for is a Tofurkey version, which would make it a Tofucken. Since we're limited on actual fake meats, it would be something like a Tofurkey, with a fake corn dog inside, with a fake chicken nugget inside, with a singular black bean inside. Pretty potent pack o' protein there. But it sadly reminds me of this:
Well, probably me, since I'm a vegetarian. The best I could hope for is a Tofurkey version, which would make it a Tofucken. Since we're limited on actual fake meats, it would be something like a Tofurkey, with a fake corn dog inside, with a fake chicken nugget inside, with a singular black bean inside. Pretty potent pack o' protein there. But it sadly reminds me of this: