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[femmedelanuit]

I seem to be emitting some sort of pheromone that communicates specifically to males that my mate is gone and I am unprotected. Quite by coincidence, or perhaps not at all, the area is suddenly SWARMING with attractive men.

Q: What's a girl to do?

A: Work out like hell. Try to ignore it. Seclusion indoors. Less alcohol. Stay out of trouble. BE COOL, GODDAMMIT.