Jun 03, 2005 10:45
I had a bowl of cereal around 8AM, but it's 10:40 now and I was kind of hungry so I went into the kitchen (I'm home alone; Mum went to the gym) and was looking in the fridge, and decided to make me an omelet. I'm a master omelet maker person. 2 eggs, bit of water, mix, pour in to pan, cook, add ham, and cheese, cook more, flip over, cook, put on plate. Well, I got it out of the pan, all nice and cooked, and I went to put the eggs and cheese things back in the fridge and I saw some pepperchinies (sp?) and I grabbed them, and behind the peppers was the bottle of green taco sauce (this stuff is awesome, it's just green sauce and there isn't any chunks of crap in it, it's really smooth, but really spicy) so I grabbed the sauce too, and poured it all over my omelet and topped it all off with two peppers. While I was putting the peppers on, a pan lid on the stove top started to move all by itself. I looked over and it's just sliding around the top of the stove. I looked at it some more and it kept moving around, so I reached over and grabbed it, and tossed it in the sink, and turned back to putting peppers on my omelet, and then the smoke alarm goes off, which is fucking creepy because I didn't burn anything, plus I had had the stove fan on since before I even started cooking the omelet, so there is zero smoke in the air. I kept looking around expecting to see a ghost or some shit, then when I didn't, I climbed up and hit the stop button on the alarm (there was a ladder near the smoke alarm because mum is still reworking the kitchen). Then I grabbed my food and headed to my room, and ate my omelet, which was really really good! A little spicy, but extremely good. I'm making another tomorrow for mum and me for breakfast, I want mum to taste this new omelet smothered in green taco sauce. As for the ghost, if it's hungry, I'll make it one too.
I was practicing my guitar before I went to make my omelet, and I really have Sweet Home Alabama memorized, the words are still a little lost on me in the third chorus, something about Muscle Shoals having swampers and them picking a song or two (yes they do). Yeah.
Everyone should eat an omelet for breakfast.
Unless they have cholesterol problems, or are allergic to spicy things. Yeah.
Later.