001 ▼ Introduction
...This is unexpected. Certainly I would not put my captors past a trick such as this under an excuse for 'study' but they most assuredly would not do it above ground.
The 'Warden' was, quite frankly, little use, which brings me to my reason for posting. I would like it if somebody could please give me a concise, detailed explanation of just where I am, why I am here, who brought me here and for what reason. Certainly I recall mention of war, but that is rather vague for my liking. In addition, while I cannot deny the access to the surface it is granting is enjoyable, as is the ability to walk freely, I am not precisely what you may call a soldier.
Ah, of course, an introduction may be in order. I see little harm in revealing my name, considering. I am Artemis Fowl the second. Consider it your pleasure, not mine.
The 'Warden' was, quite frankly, little use, which brings me to my reason for posting. I would like it if somebody could please give me a concise, detailed explanation of just where I am, why I am here, who brought me here and for what reason. Certainly I recall mention of war, but that is rather vague for my liking. In addition, while I cannot deny the access to the surface it is granting is enjoyable, as is the ability to walk freely, I am not precisely what you may call a soldier.
Ah, of course, an introduction may be in order. I see little harm in revealing my name, considering. I am Artemis Fowl the second. Consider it your pleasure, not mine.