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[feminazi19]

Ok so yesterday ... my entire family is looking for our digital camera. My step-dad asks me and I say "I don't have it ask Melody". Melody says she doesn't have it; however, the last person that the family remembers using the camera is my sister. So she gets yelled at for loosing the camera at the Height's tournament that she brought it to. Later that night, because I still can't believe that my sister would easily loose a camera, I talk to Ryan and ask him if he remembers the last time he saw the camera. He tells me the last person he remembers using it is my mother at the Kansas Scholars Award thingy, which happened to be after the Heights tournament. So, my sister is off the hook. I go tell my mom that night and then she tells me that she gave me the camera. We get into a big fight about who has the camera. I tell her "Why the hell would I take the camera to Taco Bell to take pictures"? She insists that I took the camera. I ask Ryan if he remembers me taking the camera to Taco Bell and he says, "no he remembers that my mom had it" (by the way ... thanks a lot ryan). I stand firmly on my ground that I didn't take the camera seeing as how illogical it would be for me to take it to Taco Bell and that Ryan didn't remember me keeping the camera. The fight continues until today where everyone is pissed at each other. I finally get a hold of David and ask him if he ever found a digital camera in the back of his car .... and to my surprise his response was YES ....
God Damnit for being wrong... though i will defend that i truly have no recollection of me taking the camera... man, i kinda hope the camera in the back of David's car is not mine so i can be off the hook.

Yay for lack of memory... teaches me to ever let the whole family share a freaking camera.