Update
I am 99% sure I killed the cricket.
Also, I like using the word skivvies. A lot. I'm going to use it, and sound like I do when I holler at 11-year-olds with cellphones to GET OFF MY LAWN! (Isn't that annoying? How much use for a cellphone can you have at 11? And isn't it awful when school lets out early, and there's a bunch of them all over the place, and they're all hyper and jovial and clustered together and you just want your Starbucks because you're undercaffeinated and your eye is TWITCHING and they are blocking the entrance to everywhere?)
Also, I like using the word skivvies. A lot. I'm going to use it, and sound like I do when I holler at 11-year-olds with cellphones to GET OFF MY LAWN! (Isn't that annoying? How much use for a cellphone can you have at 11? And isn't it awful when school lets out early, and there's a bunch of them all over the place, and they're all hyper and jovial and clustered together and you just want your Starbucks because you're undercaffeinated and your eye is TWITCHING and they are blocking the entrance to everywhere?)