PSA
I've seriously got to question several "trends" that can't seem to die in NYC.
*gets on megaphone*
So listen up citizens of NYC who ride the J, A, and F trains & trains which I do not ride:
The mesh shirt worn by pot-bellied rude bwoys with larger-than-life nipples and nappy chest hair fit to scale should be filed under "T" as in I just threw-up just by looking at your tired ass.
Anyone wearing frosty, metallic lips with dark brown almost black lipliner should have a bucket of ice cold water poured on their heads for thinking that shit remotely looks sexy. Please find that ass at MAC to get color matched.
Wolly mammoths (sp?) while they may exist in lands far, far away, should not make cameo appearances on the train wearing mini-skirts. Please shave/wax/weed-whack your legs prior to showing them thangs.
Ladies, I should not have to feel like I've reverted back to my childhood because I'm suddenly playing peek-a-boo with your tracks.
Moustaches are for MEN!
That is all for now.
*gets on megaphone*
So listen up citizens of NYC who ride the J, A, and F trains & trains which I do not ride:
The mesh shirt worn by pot-bellied rude bwoys with larger-than-life nipples and nappy chest hair fit to scale should be filed under "T" as in I just threw-up just by looking at your tired ass.
Anyone wearing frosty, metallic lips with dark brown almost black lipliner should have a bucket of ice cold water poured on their heads for thinking that shit remotely looks sexy. Please find that ass at MAC to get color matched.
Wolly mammoths (sp?) while they may exist in lands far, far away, should not make cameo appearances on the train wearing mini-skirts. Please shave/wax/weed-whack your legs prior to showing them thangs.
Ladies, I should not have to feel like I've reverted back to my childhood because I'm suddenly playing peek-a-boo with your tracks.
Moustaches are for MEN!
That is all for now.