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[femenemopee]

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[cal95bear]

I'm gone hafta kick yo butt again - Vin wasn't in part 2 (yes I saw it cause Paul Walker was back ;-) AND BOW WOW has had them tats for HELLA long even though his butt is still only 5'2 and a buck 05. You know you gone be there opening night for this flick cause that white boy from Friday Night Lights with that thick ass accent is gonna be in it :-)

[femenemopee]

LOL...I know Vin wasn't in Part 2...that's how terrible this whole series is.

But um *ahem*, I'mma hafta ask you like I asked simplyjess to back up off my boo, Paul Walker.

[cal95bear]

YOu can ask ALL YOU WANT TO but it ain't gone get me away from my MAN, Heffa!!!!!

[femenemopee]

*takes earrings off*

Oh, I see this is bout to get crazy up in here!!!

*puts razor blade under tongue*

*greases face with vaseline*

WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?!

[cal95bear]

*only wearing studs so I ain't got to snatch off nothin*

*gone keep hair down and my purse on my shoulder cause this ain't gone take long*

*pulls 9mm from that purse and cocks it*

THIS IS --- WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[femenemopee]

*does Matrix style back flip and dodges bullet*

No, scratch that.

*falls down and cal95bear thinks I'm defeated*

*actually catches bullet in between teeth like Bruce Leroy from "The Last Dragon"*

* theme from "The Last Dragon" plays softly in background *

[cal95bear]

*on the floor right now *laughing/crying too hard at this last comment to be able to even lift a hand to defend my self*

*in the process of falling off bed, chips tooth on stereo stand next to bed*

*sending -fem the dental bill while smiling with that snaggle toothed grin*

LMFAO

[femenemopee]