Today's Confessions

[femenemopee]

-I ate a 2 cheeseburger meal with fries AND a Cinnabon and washed it all
down with a DIET Coke
-I laughed (out loud) when a little boy fell off his bike in front of
the mall
-I rolled my eyes at a little girl who kept bumping into my bag because
she was standing WAY too close behind me
-I went to a taping of Late Night with Conan O'Brien today and I didn't
find 90% of it to be funny
-I held onto a pole on the subway and didn't wash my hands before eating
above mentioned 2 cheeseburger meal
-I coudn't find my book for one of my fashion classes because I have too
much clothes in my room and I find it sad that there's no true irony in
that
-I think the lady who threads my eyebrows does mine better than anyone
else's I've seen her do because I secretly think she wishes I were her
daughter
-I got annoyed at an old lady today for walking too slow in front of me
-I'm secretly amazed that no matter what time of day it is and without
looking at a schedule, I can waltz right into any NYC subway station
and know the train is gonna be there soon
-I wish I was brave enough to tell couples making out on the street to
get a room
-I spilled soda on my face and hair because I forgot I put it in my
bag
-I fell asleep on the train with my mouth open
-I measure my hair with a ruler every other day