Oh Dear,

Mar 01, 2007 23:12

So tonight as I'm in the locker room just finishing up my workout my eyes unexpectedly focused on this lard-like (well, more cottage cheese-like than lard-like) naked body of an older woman. I mean, this woman either had tons of confidence or just didn't give a damn, but she was just out there like THAT. Love handles, rolls, muffin top, saggy bottom, and all.

As I was leaving the locker room (nearly fifteen minutes after my eyes suffered at the sight of her), she was still in the nude. While I'm walking out, she had one leg up on a stool and she was bent over in my direction right at the same time I was passing her by. And then I saw IT.

Her big, long, nasty, out of shape, woman part staring dead at me. *CRINGES*

And now any time I even think about skipping out on working out or eating something fattening, I will forever think of that moment and die a slow painful death instantly snap into the more healthy alternative.
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