[FIC] When a Cow Is Not Enough for gw500
Title: When a Cow Is Not Enough
Pairing/Characters: 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 6x5x6 :P
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Talks of Cow Abuse and Sex. Implied Lemon. silliness and not beta read.
AN: written for
gw500 challenge 215-abduction, sequel to A Cow Dillema , Of Cows and Cows and Cow or Sex? That is the question
Wufei paced the ship. His comrades have abandoned him. They betrayed him for that barbaric human act of sex.
He wanted to try it out too, dammit!
But when he went to Trowa and asked him to show Wufei this sex, Quatre snarled, actually, snarled at him, and dragged Trowa away. When he asked Duo, Heero made it clear, that Duo was to engage in the act only with him, and no one else. Wufei rubbed the place where Heero poked him with the laser gun, absentmindedly.
That left him alone with the animals. And they still didn't have a cow.
Duo came out of Heero's room, stretching and yawning. He spotted Wufei.
"What's up?"
"I am contemplating where to find a suitable partner to engage in that human act you have been telling about."
"You mean you're looking for someone to have sex with?" Duo asked with a snicker.
"Yes. And I have been told and shown that everybody on this ship is off limits."
"Well then.... I know someone we can.. abduct... and we still need to get that cow for you guys. Come on, let's go looking.
***
Zechs was just finishing the work for today. He wondered where Duo disappeared. Since he was gone, strange people started to show around, two of them now walking around the corn fields. It was almost dark, so he decided to head home. He was half way there when a bright light surrounded him, and something tried to press him through an invisible tube. Then he fell flat on his ass in a strange room, with Duo grinning down at him.
"How's it been, Zechs?"
"Duo?"
"Sure is. Listen, My alien friend here has a favor to ask." Duo turned and so did Zechs. There was a young, handsome boy standing there, with two antennas on his head. He looked seriously at Zechs and started talking, "I am looking for a suitable partner to engage with in the human act of sex, that Duo has been telling us about. He said that you are very skilled in it and would be able to help me."
Zechs thought for a moment this was a joke, then turned to Duo, "Aren't the aliens supposed to be the one to do the anal probing?"
"You'd be surprised," Duo snickered, "Now go on, shoo, have fun with Wufei here. I need to find them a cow."
Zechs just lifted an eyebrow at him, but decided he didn't want to know what they needed a cow for.
***
Duo sat in the cockpit with Heero.
"There! That's a cow alright! And female, I can se it!"
Heero moved the ship over the cow, and brought her on-board. Duo looked at her. "Of course, I just had to get one of those oreo cows..." He shook his head.
***
Down on the field:
"See? I've told you Scully! They abduct cows and make strange experiments on them! Who knows if they're not putting alien spore in the cows milk, so that woman would drink it and little aliens would be born!"
"Mulder, are you sure that cow didn't just wander off somewhere?"
Owari, this time almost for sure ^___^
Pairing/Characters: 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 6x5x6 :P
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Talks of Cow Abuse and Sex. Implied Lemon. silliness and not beta read.
AN: written for
gw500 challenge 215-abduction, sequel to A Cow Dillema , Of Cows and Cows and Cow or Sex? That is the question
Wufei paced the ship. His comrades have abandoned him. They betrayed him for that barbaric human act of sex.
He wanted to try it out too, dammit!
But when he went to Trowa and asked him to show Wufei this sex, Quatre snarled, actually, snarled at him, and dragged Trowa away. When he asked Duo, Heero made it clear, that Duo was to engage in the act only with him, and no one else. Wufei rubbed the place where Heero poked him with the laser gun, absentmindedly.
That left him alone with the animals. And they still didn't have a cow.
Duo came out of Heero's room, stretching and yawning. He spotted Wufei.
"What's up?"
"I am contemplating where to find a suitable partner to engage in that human act you have been telling about."
"You mean you're looking for someone to have sex with?" Duo asked with a snicker.
"Yes. And I have been told and shown that everybody on this ship is off limits."
"Well then.... I know someone we can.. abduct... and we still need to get that cow for you guys. Come on, let's go looking.
***
Zechs was just finishing the work for today. He wondered where Duo disappeared. Since he was gone, strange people started to show around, two of them now walking around the corn fields. It was almost dark, so he decided to head home. He was half way there when a bright light surrounded him, and something tried to press him through an invisible tube. Then he fell flat on his ass in a strange room, with Duo grinning down at him.
"How's it been, Zechs?"
"Duo?"
"Sure is. Listen, My alien friend here has a favor to ask." Duo turned and so did Zechs. There was a young, handsome boy standing there, with two antennas on his head. He looked seriously at Zechs and started talking, "I am looking for a suitable partner to engage with in the human act of sex, that Duo has been telling us about. He said that you are very skilled in it and would be able to help me."
Zechs thought for a moment this was a joke, then turned to Duo, "Aren't the aliens supposed to be the one to do the anal probing?"
"You'd be surprised," Duo snickered, "Now go on, shoo, have fun with Wufei here. I need to find them a cow."
Zechs just lifted an eyebrow at him, but decided he didn't want to know what they needed a cow for.
***
Duo sat in the cockpit with Heero.
"There! That's a cow alright! And female, I can se it!"
Heero moved the ship over the cow, and brought her on-board. Duo looked at her. "Of course, I just had to get one of those oreo cows..." He shook his head.
***
Down on the field:
"See? I've told you Scully! They abduct cows and make strange experiments on them! Who knows if they're not putting alien spore in the cows milk, so that woman would drink it and little aliens would be born!"
"Mulder, are you sure that cow didn't just wander off somewhere?"
Owari, this time almost for sure ^___^