[FIC] Hamster

Feb 08, 2008 23:09

Today we have dialog-fic! The dead hamster is back! XD

Title: Hamster
Pairings/Characters: mentioned 1x2, Lady Une.
Warnings: silliness.

"Were there any causalties?"

"Yes ma'am. A hamster."

"A hamster?"

"Yes. One of the men fired a warning shot, and it hit the cage."

"He shot a hamster?"

"No, he hit the cage. The hamster died from heart attack due to the loud noise."

"And you included that in your rapport, Yuy?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Heero, just please, tell me, what in heavens sake does a dead hamster do in your mission rapprot?"

"..."

"Yes?"

"I would like to request some money to replace the cage and buy that child a new pet."

"You're kidding me,"

"No ma'am."

"Let me guess, it's agent Maxwell's idea?"

"... yes."

"Thought so. Take this to my secretary. You'll be given back all the expenses."

"Thank you ma'am."

"Dismissed, agent."

"Lady."

"Ehhh... honestly, since these two are together, this job will never be boring again."

Owari.

fic, 1x2, ladyune, drabble, silliness, gundam

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