This movie would go straight to DVD
You have to choose the ACTORS who will play:
- Yourself a.k.a. the main character
- The true love
- The "mistake"
- The true love's best friend
- The rival
- Mom
- Dad
- Sister/brother (or both)
- The best friend
- The pet
- The city
And now you have to choose YOUR PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK, of course:
- Opening credits
- Falling in love
- The kiss
- Sex
- The break up
- The psychological breakdown
- Shopping with friends
- Getting back together
- End Credits
Myself aka the main character
Alexis Bledel
HAHA YEAH BECAUSE I'LL EVER BE AS PRETTY AS HER -_-
The true love
Billie Piper
...I mean, just 'cause.
The "mistake"
Ryan Reynolds
He reminds me so much of my ex, Andrew (who was a HUGE mistake).
The true love's best friend
Freema Agyeman
Maybe I could be having a little somethin-somethin on the side with the true love's best friend, know what I'm sayinnnn.
The rival
Rachel McAdams
On the grounds that she's so pretty I hate her a little.
Mom
Allison Janney
She is so awesome it hurts a little, and Juno has taught me that she is the coolest (step)mom ever.
Dad
Woody Allen
Those of you who know my dad will kindly note that the resemblance is UNCANNY.
Sister/brother
Vitas
We'll have to work around the fact that he is Russian and also not an actor.
The best friend
Sarah Chalke
Elliott Reid is essentially a mashup of most of my best friends, so I figure this works.
The pet
This is dumb. No acting-cat is as awesome as my cats.
The city
PHILADELPHIA SUCKAAAAAAS
Opening credits
Tegan and Sara -- When I Get Up (WARNING: This video is the song set to clips from the L Word. There is girlkissing and nudity. NSFW!)
I don't need company
In the company of you
And I don't need love
'Cause your love will do
And I've got you... and you've got me
And that's all we need
Falling in love
Nightmare of You -- The Days Go By Oh So Slow
But your blonde hair and gaping eyes
send tingles down my nervous spine
And now the days go by, They go by oh so slow
The kiss
Ella Fitzgerald -- Our Love Is Here To Stay
But, oh my dear, our love is here to stay.
Together were going a long, long way.
In time the rockies may crumble,
Gibraltar may tumble, they’re only made of clay.
But our love is here to stay.
Sex
Lamb -- Gorecki (no embedding, unfortunately)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtIeH_J-SiI
Could we stay right here
Till the end of time, until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for
The breakup
Tegan and Sara -- Where Does The Good Go?
Look me in the eye and tell me you dont find me attractive
Look me in the heart and tell me you won't go
Look me in the eye and promise no love is like our love
Look me in the heart and unbreak broken it won't happen
The psychological breakdown
Brand New -- Jesus Christ
Well Jesus Christ
I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days
You were dead?
'Cause this problem's gonna last
More than the weekend
Shopping with friends (we went straight from psychological breakdown to shopping with friends?)
Mika -- Lollipop
Mama told me what I should know,
Too much candy gonna rot your soul,
If she loves you, let her go,
'Cause love only gets you down.
Getting back together
Rilo Kiley -- With Arms Outstretched
Now it's 16 miles to the promised land
And I promise you I'm doing the best I can
Now some days, they last longer than others
But this day by the lake went too fast
And if you want me, you better speak up I won't wait
So you better move fast
End credits
Paul Simon -- Slip-Slidin' Away
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
- Yourself a.k.a. the main character
- The true love
- The "mistake"
- The true love's best friend
- The rival
- Mom
- Dad
- Sister/brother (or both)
- The best friend
- The pet
- The city
And now you have to choose YOUR PERSONAL SOUNDTRACK, of course:
- Opening credits
- Falling in love
- The kiss
- Sex
- The break up
- The psychological breakdown
- Shopping with friends
- Getting back together
- End Credits
Myself aka the main character
Alexis Bledel
HAHA YEAH BECAUSE I'LL EVER BE AS PRETTY AS HER -_-
The true love
Billie Piper
...I mean, just 'cause.
The "mistake"
Ryan Reynolds
He reminds me so much of my ex, Andrew (who was a HUGE mistake).
The true love's best friend
Freema Agyeman
Maybe I could be having a little somethin-somethin on the side with the true love's best friend, know what I'm sayinnnn.
The rival
Rachel McAdams
On the grounds that she's so pretty I hate her a little.
Mom
Allison Janney
She is so awesome it hurts a little, and Juno has taught me that she is the coolest (step)mom ever.
Dad
Woody Allen
Those of you who know my dad will kindly note that the resemblance is UNCANNY.
Sister/brother
Vitas
We'll have to work around the fact that he is Russian and also not an actor.
The best friend
Sarah Chalke
Elliott Reid is essentially a mashup of most of my best friends, so I figure this works.
The pet
This is dumb. No acting-cat is as awesome as my cats.
The city
PHILADELPHIA SUCKAAAAAAS
Opening credits
Tegan and Sara -- When I Get Up (WARNING: This video is the song set to clips from the L Word. There is girlkissing and nudity. NSFW!)
Click to viewI don't need company
In the company of you
And I don't need love
'Cause your love will do
And I've got you... and you've got me
And that's all we need
Falling in love
Nightmare of You -- The Days Go By Oh So Slow
But your blonde hair and gaping eyes
send tingles down my nervous spine
And now the days go by, They go by oh so slow
The kiss
Ella Fitzgerald -- Our Love Is Here To Stay
But, oh my dear, our love is here to stay.
Together were going a long, long way.
In time the rockies may crumble,
Gibraltar may tumble, they’re only made of clay.
But our love is here to stay.
Sex
Lamb -- Gorecki (no embedding, unfortunately)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtIeH_J-SiI
Could we stay right here
Till the end of time, until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for
The breakup
Tegan and Sara -- Where Does The Good Go?
Look me in the eye and tell me you dont find me attractive
Look me in the heart and tell me you won't go
Look me in the eye and promise no love is like our love
Look me in the heart and unbreak broken it won't happen
The psychological breakdown
Brand New -- Jesus Christ
Well Jesus Christ
I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days
You were dead?
'Cause this problem's gonna last
More than the weekend
Shopping with friends (we went straight from psychological breakdown to shopping with friends?)
Mika -- Lollipop
Mama told me what I should know,
Too much candy gonna rot your soul,
If she loves you, let her go,
'Cause love only gets you down.
Getting back together
Rilo Kiley -- With Arms Outstretched
Now it's 16 miles to the promised land
And I promise you I'm doing the best I can
Now some days, they last longer than others
But this day by the lake went too fast
And if you want me, you better speak up I won't wait
So you better move fast
End credits
Paul Simon -- Slip-Slidin' Away
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away