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[ooc: Normally Lana wouldn't fill out something like this, but apparently Sam is that special.]
[filtered to likely_evil]
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual. Though you could stand to be a little rough once in a while.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite, obviously. Of course, I'd be open to a threesome with you and another woman, in case that sort of thing interests you.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
I'd like to on most nights, but you're not here enough for that.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Not really.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
We do.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Never? [meta] Except that one time in that one verse...yeah, sorry about that. Muns' fault, not mine. [/meta]
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
I'd never have one.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
See the previous question.
9. What's your favorite position?
Whichever one you have me in at the time.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Wherever we are at the time.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love. Most of the time.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Is there a point?
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Varies.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Me, I think?
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Of course.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
You probably think I'm quiet, but in comparison? It's the loudest I've ever been.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I don't mind either way.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
No.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Almost 19.
20. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
None. Which needs to change.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
The usual.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
I'd rather have you touch me than touch myself.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I would think the answer is obvious.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
No and I don't think I ever would.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Um...over a year ago. In a corn field. Please, don't ask.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Office sex? It's the one thing coming to mind right now.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Never been a problem for me. Not that I would.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I wouldn't know. I doubt it.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
You.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Depends.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
I do.
35. Could you live without sex?
Probably, but I don't want to.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Never.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I have no idea.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Hell yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Not yet.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
No.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Anal, and anything that would be painful.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
No.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
No.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
You.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
I don't really count.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
NO.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
No.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Corn field.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
No comment. Mainly because I don't know how old the guy actually was. (This is probably another of those things you shouldn't ask about.)
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
I...don't know?
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I hope so.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Very bad memories.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
15.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Either.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
I have to talk about the corn field again?
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Never had sex in a car.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Uh...no, probably not.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
I think you're pretty perfect.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
I think I can, yeah ;)
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
You. And maybe Jessica Alba.
[filtered to likely_evil]
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual. Though you could stand to be a little rough once in a while.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite, obviously. Of course, I'd be open to a threesome with you and another woman, in case that sort of thing interests you.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
I'd like to on most nights, but you're not here enough for that.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
Not really.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
We do.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
Never? [meta] Except that one time in that one verse...yeah, sorry about that. Muns' fault, not mine. [/meta]
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
I'd never have one.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
See the previous question.
9. What's your favorite position?
Whichever one you have me in at the time.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Wherever we are at the time.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Make love. Most of the time.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Is there a point?
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
Varies.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Me, I think?
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Of course.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
You probably think I'm quiet, but in comparison? It's the loudest I've ever been.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
I don't mind either way.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
No.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Almost 19.
20. How many sexual partners have you had in the last month?
None. Which needs to change.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
The usual.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
I'd rather have you touch me than touch myself.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I would think the answer is obvious.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
No and I don't think I ever would.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Um...over a year ago. In a corn field. Please, don't ask.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Office sex? It's the one thing coming to mind right now.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever had sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Never been a problem for me. Not that I would.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I wouldn't know. I doubt it.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
You.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Depends.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
I do.
35. Could you live without sex?
Probably, but I don't want to.
36. How often do you find sex boring?
Never.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I have no idea.
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Hell yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
No.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Not yet.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
No.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Anal, and anything that would be painful.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
No.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
No.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
You.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
I don't really count.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
NO.
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No.
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
No.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Corn field.
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
No comment. Mainly because I don't know how old the guy actually was. (This is probably another of those things you shouldn't ask about.)
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
I...don't know?
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
I hope so.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Very bad memories.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex in your opinion?
15.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Either.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
I have to talk about the corn field again?
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Never had sex in a car.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Uh...no, probably not.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
No.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
No.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
I think you're pretty perfect.
71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
I think I can, yeah ;)
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
You. And maybe Jessica Alba.