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[felonybrother]

...i know there's some guy with blue eyes and loads of teeth and hair and skin and all that modern shit and he always looks as if he was on a yacht and he gave up his job in cyber genetics to go and plant trees in some fuckin' place, and he had looong lashes and could quote huge chunks of Beaux de Lair as he stirs his Caffe Latte, and he wrote a whole lot of books and never told you, and when you found them in an airport you were doubly impressed. He played LEAD cello in the Bulgarian orcehstra and didn't tell you until you'd spent an HOUR twanging around on your ratty fuckin' guitar looking for the first two chords of Du-Doo Ron Ron. He was mysterious! He couldn't call because he was smuggling croatian children over the boarder using his inheritance and his knowledge of land-to-air missile tactics, and then he got involved in some underground documentary film group and was killed in a really tragic way for sedition.

One of those guys, huh?

I KNOW YOUR TYPE!