Kung Fu Baked

[felonihusthunk]

(_) I’ve never been drunk.
(_) I’ve never smoked pot.
(_) I’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(x) I’ve never kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) I’ve never crashed a friend's car.
(x) I’ve never been to Japan.
(_) I’ve never ridden in a taxi.
(____________) I’ve never had anal sex.
(x) I’ve never been in love
(_) I’ve never had sex.
(x) I’ve never had sex in public.
(_) I’ve never been dumped.
(_) I’ve never shoplifted.
(_) I’ve never been fired.
(_) I’ve never been in a fist fight.
(x) I’ve never had a threesome.
(_) I’ve never snuck out of my parent's house.
(x) I’ve never been tied up (sexually).
(_) I’ve never been caught masturbating.
(x) I’ve never pissed on myself.
(x) I’ve never had sex with a member of the same sex.
(_) I’ve never been arrested.
(x) I’ve never made out with a stranger.
(x) I’ve never done other sexual acts with a stanger.(that I can remember…
(_) Ive never stolen something from my job.
(x) I’ve never celebrated New Years in Time Square.
(x) I’ve never been on a blind date.
(_) I’ve never lied to a friend.
(_) I’ve never had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I’ve never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.
(_) I’ve never been to Europe.
(_) I’ve never skipped school.
(x) I’ve never slept with a co-worker.
(x) I’ve never cut myself on purpose.
(x) I’ve never had sex at the office.
(x) I’ve never got married.
(x) I’ve never got divorced.
(_) I’ve never raised my voice to my mother.
(x) I’ve never got a speeding ticket.
(x) I’ve never fucked an animal.
(x) I’ve never paid for sex.
(x) I’ve never danced in front of people in my underwear.
(x) I’ve never flashed my tits/bits at a party.
(_) I’ve never smoked tobacco.
(_) I’ve never failed a test.
(x) I’ve never have cheated on anyone.
(x) I’ve never kissed a family member in an inappropriate way.
(x) I’ve never had sex in a car.