Glutton for gluttony
Let me tell you a tale,
A tale of the hungry hungry Rich.
After a night out on the Las Vegas town rich woke up to find himself very very hungry,
So he helped himself to 4 pieces of toast and marmite, but this did not satisfy the rich
So he chomped his way through a large big mac meal, but still the rich was hungry,
So he chomped his way through a nice rare steak and thought he was done.
Without realising it he found himself at a candy machine munching a milky way so as to not ruin his appitite (however a milky way in the US is more mars like than its UK namesake)
A little late however that familiar rumble started in his belly so he proceded to the Sahara for a buffet dinner in which he ate:
A bowl of Wonton Soup and two bread rolls
Sweet and sour Pork with fried rice
4 helpings of spiced stewed meat
Two pieces of fish with vegtables
A plate of popcorn shrimp and baked ham with a large dollop of mash
Two chicken kievs with more mash
A cherry pie
and as much ceese cake as he could touck into his mouth
All washed down by 60 oz of Mountain Dew soda
Finally the rich could eat no more and movement was also a struggle.
So he curled up infrontof the TV and watched stranger than fiction, which he enjoyed muchly before chrysalising himself i his cocoon for the night.
And when he emerged the hunger no longer prevailed
A tale of the hungry hungry Rich.
After a night out on the Las Vegas town rich woke up to find himself very very hungry,
So he helped himself to 4 pieces of toast and marmite, but this did not satisfy the rich
So he chomped his way through a large big mac meal, but still the rich was hungry,
So he chomped his way through a nice rare steak and thought he was done.
Without realising it he found himself at a candy machine munching a milky way so as to not ruin his appitite (however a milky way in the US is more mars like than its UK namesake)
A little late however that familiar rumble started in his belly so he proceded to the Sahara for a buffet dinner in which he ate:
A bowl of Wonton Soup and two bread rolls
Sweet and sour Pork with fried rice
4 helpings of spiced stewed meat
Two pieces of fish with vegtables
A plate of popcorn shrimp and baked ham with a large dollop of mash
Two chicken kievs with more mash
A cherry pie
and as much ceese cake as he could touck into his mouth
All washed down by 60 oz of Mountain Dew soda
Finally the rich could eat no more and movement was also a struggle.
So he curled up infrontof the TV and watched stranger than fiction, which he enjoyed muchly before chrysalising himself i his cocoon for the night.
And when he emerged the hunger no longer prevailed