Heres what ive learned so far that i can remember:

Oct 20, 2004 23:55

May he rest in peace... Even superman died, no one is invincible unless you live in a world of imagination like when shawn oliver imagines hes cool.

I CANT GET HIGH ANYMORE... like 3 days ago i smoked like 6 blunts and was high for like 2.6 minutes, and yes i actually calculated it with THC levels. Dylan we fucked up.

Ian Crowe isn't cooler than us because hes fashion core, or cuz all the ladies love him, or even cuz hes a bad ass skater. Its just because he's straight up better than us all.

At 4 a.m. everything costs $19.95 brought down from $129.99.

Some people suck and would rather be a dick, some people would rather be sucking dick.

I am a procrastinator not because im lazy, but because for some reason inspiration always hits me at the last second.

I should go to school, but thats what "THEY" would want me to do.

Livejournal isn't as cool as myspace but not for the same reason as crowe, its because its new and flashy and cuz i think tom has some kind of mind control powers over us all.

If you can't get along with anyone and everyone upsets you. The problem is you.

Sex in a pool is better than sex almost anywhere else because if you wanted to you could spin around and stuff all like an egg. If you don't know what im talking about your not an adam sandler fan.

If your not an adam sandler fan, fuck you.

When your pet stares at you when you talk to them and you think they understand what your saying, your an idiot... unless you got like a pet dolphin cuz if not your pet is too fucking stupid to understand english, some people cant even do it, so your fucking animal for sure can't ok. get over it.

Dolphins are the only animals that rape. So watch out when flippers around. That fool is randy.

Mr. Sparkle will one day take over the earth.

I believe in fate when it is to my advantage.

Ouiji boards got my back. ;)

If i ever go into ralph's on victory and fallbrook i will probably get arrested.

Never name your kid Thor, when your all stoned it sounds cool but your kid is gonna be fucked up. Or way too fucking cool to talk to you.

Bees and dogs can smell fear.

I just had to wait around for the down girl to find me, guess what she did.

Brandon Nealy is my homie only on days that end in y. So you better not talk to me on sunday you dick.

If i don't like you im never going to. Even if i do like you i might not ever like you.

I can confuse myself quicker than anyone else can, i just have to think about putting on spandex. Go?

Yes.

No.

Little kids can be really mean, this group of 8 year olds keep stealing my lunch money everyday on the way to school.

I took this way to far.

I really don't know shit yet...
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