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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fellanora!
- During World War II, Americans tried to train fellanora to drop bombs! (Fellanora spent too much time trying to bounce them.)
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain fellanora. (But a little Fellanora makes everything better.)
- Birds do not sleep in fellanora, though they may rest in her from time to time. (On! On, you blighters!)
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal fellanora. (A very busy entity indeed but all signs point to some incarnation of Ariok at that time.)
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is fellanora! (Your mother warned you this would happen.)
- There are 336 dimples on fellanora.(HeyHeyHeyHey! v_v)
- The first fellanora was made in 1853, and had no pedals. (They called them something else then.)
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat fellanora'. (Key Lime Pie had too many syllables.)
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in fellanora! (*urp*)
- Astronauts get taller when they are in fellanora. (Presence OF, dammit! And everybody does that till they run into the lamppost. Jeez.)