accordion dance parties!!!!!!!!!
I ended up going out with Jess Craw to celebrate her 21st birthday. Woo!
I was having cramps the entire week and Friday morning I was considering skipping my classes. But they are my favorite classes with my wonderfully amazing teacher. So I forced myself to go and we produced art during studio time and believe it or not...my stomach was feeling much better after that! Yea art therapy! I drew a huge piece about my ugly ovaries and then I was sharing it with a small group. Heidi pointed out how it looked like a penis ejaculating onto a huge vagina. I never even noticed it but now that I look at it that is all i can see.
So after class I got all dolled up and Jana came out with me for the night!! We headed over to Jennica’s room and had a couple drinks and a couple laughs there with Rae Rae. I was having such a delightful time and could have stayed there the whole night. I suppose I have the most fun with them when we are just lounging around in our rooms. Vanilla Vodka? Oh man, that is some good stuff.
Then Jana and I headed over to Jess and Melissa’s room at Wheelock. The room was filled with girls having a little pre-party drinking strawberry daiquiri’s hehe. I got to meet Melissa’s Crabs!!! They are so cute but I am afraid to touch them because they are bigger than what I had imagined.
We headed on over to Frankie’s apartment. When we got there, there were these dudes waiting outside trying to make us pay to get inside. But we were like “Pffft! Excuse me? Do you know who we are? VIP motha fuckahhh.” and then I dropped kicked him in the face and Jess Craw body-slammed him to the ground and then we walked inside like the hott stuff we were that night. OW!
Frankie was flipping out already, pacing the room and swearing to himself “I’m gonna get fuckin arrested tonight, I fuckin know it. Call mom now.” and we tried to get him to calm down but that wasn’t possible. The basement was jam-packed like sardines with Wentworth dude-guy baseball players and hoes. No one was dancing but it still felt hot like a sauna. Within minutes, the cops had already shown up, which was ODD because the party was totally under control and it wasn’t wild/ loud at all. So everyone had to leave. Melissa, Jess, Kimmy, Jana and I went out on an adventure around the neighborhood but we brought a big bodyguard with us. His name was Bryce and he was the hottest ticket in there. All the gals wanted to bone him, even the guys. He was a real sweetheart and we all gave him blowjobs to express our gratitude. just kidding. Melissa climbed a fence and picked a large, sunflower (which she kept with her for the rest of the night). She told everyone that it was from “the black people’s flower garden” hahahaha!! I still have a vivid mental picture of Melissa carrying this flower (completely drunk, mind you) plucking the yellow petals off one-by-one and saying in her deepest voice “He loves me?? He loves me not...”
There was a trail of blue plastic cups on the roads from all the people. We went back to the party and I had a lot more fun once there were less people there. We made ourselves at home, drinking and talking to new people. We found Frankie's 'make-out room' and hung out in there for a while. Undoubtedly, that was my favorite part of the night. Lounging on the couch with Melissa, Jana and I singing “Rain drops keep fallin on my head...” (But it was really just the precipitation from the basement pipes dripping on us). Jess and Kimmy had fun spying on people in the cracks of the walls. I drank sooo much when I was in that room but it felt like a wasn’t getting drunk so I just kept on drinking.
1. Random Wentworth guys came into the room and thought that us gals were going to make out with each other while they watched. Riiiiiiight.
2. Melissa relieved herself out in the backyard by a tree, losing her balance and falling to the ground with her pants down, still peeing. I laughed so hard that I almost peed on myself. I helped her up and there was dirt all over her bum. Frankie came by and looked horrified asking “Melissa, what the hell are you doing?” and then the next 45 minutes consisted of cleaning up her dirty pants and listening to her say “My brother saw my COOOHIE. My COOOCHIE.”
2. Hanging out in the basement...everything went pitch black because the power went off for a few hours. Then some guys started smoking weed in the dark. Uhh, fun. That’s when I decide that this had exceeded my comfort level and I needed to leave.
3. We make it outside, only to discover the familiar sight of blue flashing lights. Mike bolts into the backyard and hurdles a fence and we shuffled in his direction. For a split second, we considered jumping the fence but knew that was a daunting task for a group of unathletic drunk girls like ourselves. So we just walked over to the neighbors apartment. We sat on their stairs and chatted with them for a little bit.
4. We thought that little Kimmy Brown had been either kidnaped or arrested.
5. The cops finally left and everything was safe and sound. (Except the power was still off and our cab wasn’t showing up!!) That’s when the neighbors whipped out their accordion, starting singing, clapping and having a lovely time. So we danced around in the middle of the street to the accordion. The amusing aspect about this situation was that Jess and Melissa kept singing ‘Wild Thing’ even though they were actually playing that ‘Hang on Sloopy’ song. Adorable. I love them.
6. Five girls walking down mission hill and then trying to find a cab. We walked to St. Alphonsus St and caught a cab there. I thought I was going to die, our feet hurt... but we made it home safe and sound.
I had a fun night.
I was having cramps the entire week and Friday morning I was considering skipping my classes. But they are my favorite classes with my wonderfully amazing teacher. So I forced myself to go and we produced art during studio time and believe it or not...my stomach was feeling much better after that! Yea art therapy! I drew a huge piece about my ugly ovaries and then I was sharing it with a small group. Heidi pointed out how it looked like a penis ejaculating onto a huge vagina. I never even noticed it but now that I look at it that is all i can see.
So after class I got all dolled up and Jana came out with me for the night!! We headed over to Jennica’s room and had a couple drinks and a couple laughs there with Rae Rae. I was having such a delightful time and could have stayed there the whole night. I suppose I have the most fun with them when we are just lounging around in our rooms. Vanilla Vodka? Oh man, that is some good stuff.
Then Jana and I headed over to Jess and Melissa’s room at Wheelock. The room was filled with girls having a little pre-party drinking strawberry daiquiri’s hehe. I got to meet Melissa’s Crabs!!! They are so cute but I am afraid to touch them because they are bigger than what I had imagined.
We headed on over to Frankie’s apartment. When we got there, there were these dudes waiting outside trying to make us pay to get inside. But we were like “Pffft! Excuse me? Do you know who we are? VIP motha fuckahhh.” and then I dropped kicked him in the face and Jess Craw body-slammed him to the ground and then we walked inside like the hott stuff we were that night. OW!
Frankie was flipping out already, pacing the room and swearing to himself “I’m gonna get fuckin arrested tonight, I fuckin know it. Call mom now.” and we tried to get him to calm down but that wasn’t possible. The basement was jam-packed like sardines with Wentworth dude-guy baseball players and hoes. No one was dancing but it still felt hot like a sauna. Within minutes, the cops had already shown up, which was ODD because the party was totally under control and it wasn’t wild/ loud at all. So everyone had to leave. Melissa, Jess, Kimmy, Jana and I went out on an adventure around the neighborhood but we brought a big bodyguard with us. His name was Bryce and he was the hottest ticket in there. All the gals wanted to bone him, even the guys. He was a real sweetheart and we all gave him blowjobs to express our gratitude. just kidding. Melissa climbed a fence and picked a large, sunflower (which she kept with her for the rest of the night). She told everyone that it was from “the black people’s flower garden” hahahaha!! I still have a vivid mental picture of Melissa carrying this flower (completely drunk, mind you) plucking the yellow petals off one-by-one and saying in her deepest voice “He loves me?? He loves me not...”
There was a trail of blue plastic cups on the roads from all the people. We went back to the party and I had a lot more fun once there were less people there. We made ourselves at home, drinking and talking to new people. We found Frankie's 'make-out room' and hung out in there for a while. Undoubtedly, that was my favorite part of the night. Lounging on the couch with Melissa, Jana and I singing “Rain drops keep fallin on my head...” (But it was really just the precipitation from the basement pipes dripping on us). Jess and Kimmy had fun spying on people in the cracks of the walls. I drank sooo much when I was in that room but it felt like a wasn’t getting drunk so I just kept on drinking.
1. Random Wentworth guys came into the room and thought that us gals were going to make out with each other while they watched. Riiiiiiight.
2. Melissa relieved herself out in the backyard by a tree, losing her balance and falling to the ground with her pants down, still peeing. I laughed so hard that I almost peed on myself. I helped her up and there was dirt all over her bum. Frankie came by and looked horrified asking “Melissa, what the hell are you doing?” and then the next 45 minutes consisted of cleaning up her dirty pants and listening to her say “My brother saw my COOOHIE. My COOOCHIE.”
2. Hanging out in the basement...everything went pitch black because the power went off for a few hours. Then some guys started smoking weed in the dark. Uhh, fun. That’s when I decide that this had exceeded my comfort level and I needed to leave.
3. We make it outside, only to discover the familiar sight of blue flashing lights. Mike bolts into the backyard and hurdles a fence and we shuffled in his direction. For a split second, we considered jumping the fence but knew that was a daunting task for a group of unathletic drunk girls like ourselves. So we just walked over to the neighbors apartment. We sat on their stairs and chatted with them for a little bit.
4. We thought that little Kimmy Brown had been either kidnaped or arrested.
5. The cops finally left and everything was safe and sound. (Except the power was still off and our cab wasn’t showing up!!) That’s when the neighbors whipped out their accordion, starting singing, clapping and having a lovely time. So we danced around in the middle of the street to the accordion. The amusing aspect about this situation was that Jess and Melissa kept singing ‘Wild Thing’ even though they were actually playing that ‘Hang on Sloopy’ song. Adorable. I love them.
6. Five girls walking down mission hill and then trying to find a cab. We walked to St. Alphonsus St and caught a cab there. I thought I was going to die, our feet hurt... but we made it home safe and sound.
I had a fun night.