PisS~N~SqUaT
Hey guys! Well here's my day....umm I went to smelly school...lol! and umMmMm i was really bored! haha! i got lots of notes from Jamie! Hey hun, I'll get a black journal ok! sOoOoOo umm like, what else? ohh yea! After school!!! haha that was the best time ever! lmfao!!! Well Kristin, Jamie, and I walked and walked and walked and walked some more til we got to Kristin's house, then I had to walk like 2 streets by myself! lol! But anyways...we walked and we joked around sOoOoOo much! Brass Monkey that funky monkey! sorry That song is stuck in my head right now!...anyways about the walking after school. hahaha then like while walking there was this dog just running toward us! and we all freaked out cuz we thought it was like going to come kill us or something (not me, stupid Jamie and Kristin screamed their lungs out) jk jk guys! I love u! lol! But anyways there was a tree next to us, so then instead of like running towards us he was like running towards the tree (next to us) haha! and it started Pissing! lol! then like it found anoother tree and it marked that one too! lol! Then right when we were getting M&M's out, the stupid dog crapped on the grass! hahahahahahaha! It squated and yea it was funny! lol! then it marked some more trees! lmfao! Stupid dog u might say..and i agree! hahaha!!! Jamie saied her stomach growled during like one of her classes! hahah! so i said she prolly squated and farted!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea...neways..my Mom is over at North Carolina! OMG! my dad bought like a whole bunch of candy! I was like holy shizzle!!! lol! It is like alot of chocolate! I'm gonna be so hyper today! haha! WHOOO HOOOOO! But I'm glad only my family sees that side! lol No one else shall see that side..except maybe Jamie and Kristin will one day!!!!! hahahahahah! jk! mAyBe...hMmMmMm! lol! Well ummm I'm listening to music right now! haha! and umMmMmMm well I'm always listening to music! Music is my life ok! lol! I Love MuSiC sOoOoooOoOOo much!I mean it's not even funny! lol! and idk why im laughing right now! haha! I mean I said it's not funny! lol!!! Omg I was playing this one game earlier! from Ebaumsworld! that is one of the best sites ever! lol! neways about the game, u put on special x-ray glasses and you can like see through people's clothing! hahahahaha!!! and I looked at this dude's (Gypsy guy) balls and like he totally killed me! He's all "Try looking at my balls again and I'll kill u" But i didn't even look at them again! and he like killed me! Damn him! lol! well! umm here's a song for everyone to enjoy! Cassie if your reading this just don't go on! hahahaha!
"Brass Monkey"
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell
[repeat chorus]
Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
[repeat chorus]
Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff
[repeat chorus]
"Brass Monkey"
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell
[repeat chorus]
Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip
[repeat chorus]
Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff
[repeat chorus]