Fundies Really DO Say the Darndest Things!
Reading some of "Fundies Say the Darndest Things". O.M.G. LMAO at a few.
Fundy: So when are you atheists expecting the second coming of hitler?
Responses:
"Hitler has returned, and he is a member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas."
"Hitler's dead. Has been for some time now. Missed that news bulletin did ya? Despite what your mythology claims, people do not return from the dead. "
OMG. Seriously. Holy wow. I don't know which was more of a "SNAP!" moment. (I think the second one's best.) ;)
My response, which wasn't as funny, but more of a "fuck you":
"Because clearly, not believing in God has a direct correlation with supporting racism, intolerance, and genocide. Clearly. Really now. How often do you see an atheist supporting genocide. Many, many genocides are claimed to be "in the name of God". So...you might wanna rethink that one. Just a bit."
Wow. I hate Fundies. A lot. But I love the people, such as myself, who ditest them. A lot. :D
EDIT:
Fundy: "The theory of evolution is just that, a theory. It has not been proved and it never will be. There is no need to investigate this topic using "science" when it is clearly answered in Genesis. Furthermore, science is a manifestation of the devil fabricated to undermine God and his beautiful gift to all mankind. My advice to you my Christian brother is: Love your god and your country in that order and never doubt the decisions of either. "
Wow. Just wow. Note how he doesn't mention that Creationism is also a theory. And that he uses this "manisfestation" every single day. Medicine, food (packaging, etc), and even the electricity that powers his home. Douche. Also, NOTHING is "clearly answered" in the Bible. It speaks in circles. A lot. Asshole.