The Trick-or-Treater's Prayer
Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Please don’t give me
A radish or a beat
Reeses, Dummies, Smarties, and Snickers too
I like Skittles, Red Green and Blue
Just give me buckets of candy
Which I kind, I don’t care
But if you don’t, Beware!
Or I’ll stick chewed up bubblegum
In your underwear!!!!!
What no treats here?
No Sweet Tarts? No Candy Hearts?
No Sugar Daddies? Or Sugar Babies?
A flask of brandy
Would be even better than candy
Or pictures of naked ladies
Keys to a red hot car
One smelly cigar
The deed to your house
A singing, dancing, potty-trained mouse
A golden chandelier
And a speckled pony called King Lear
Yes those will do
Good night, thank you, and BOO!!!!
Smell my feet
Please don’t give me
A radish or a beat
Reeses, Dummies, Smarties, and Snickers too
I like Skittles, Red Green and Blue
Just give me buckets of candy
Which I kind, I don’t care
But if you don’t, Beware!
Or I’ll stick chewed up bubblegum
In your underwear!!!!!
What no treats here?
No Sweet Tarts? No Candy Hearts?
No Sugar Daddies? Or Sugar Babies?
A flask of brandy
Would be even better than candy
Or pictures of naked ladies
Keys to a red hot car
One smelly cigar
The deed to your house
A singing, dancing, potty-trained mouse
A golden chandelier
And a speckled pony called King Lear
Yes those will do
Good night, thank you, and BOO!!!!