a bug in a bag
So I was merrily walking across a sculpture garden when I saw an old man tying a plastic bag to a tree and he saw me.
"Hey are you an entomologist?" he yells from across the park.
-"No I hate bugs"
-"Will you come look at my bug inside my bag? I think I discovered a new species!"
-"That's not a bug that's a lizard"
-"It is? Are you sure?"
-"I am positive that's a lizard"
He's really disapointed that his special bug is a lizard.
-"Are you a student? I'm a professor! I teach architecture!" God help us all. I tell him I 'm a graduate student and that I came from Virginia Tech.
"I graduated from Virginia Tech too!! We have sooo much in common! You should come hang out at my office!!"
I think I give off pheremones that make lonely weirdos everywhere want to run up to me and be themselves.
"Hey are you an entomologist?" he yells from across the park.
-"No I hate bugs"
-"Will you come look at my bug inside my bag? I think I discovered a new species!"
-"That's not a bug that's a lizard"
-"It is? Are you sure?"
-"I am positive that's a lizard"
He's really disapointed that his special bug is a lizard.
-"Are you a student? I'm a professor! I teach architecture!" God help us all. I tell him I 'm a graduate student and that I came from Virginia Tech.
"I graduated from Virginia Tech too!! We have sooo much in common! You should come hang out at my office!!"
I think I give off pheremones that make lonely weirdos everywhere want to run up to me and be themselves.