What would I DO?
If I were a fish I wouldn’t go to school
I’d do the butterfly. I’d own a chicken farm below the sea.
If I were a cat, I wouldn’t eat a fish.
I’d still wear pajamas. No one would be as cool as me.
If I were a dog, I wouldn’t eat a cat
I’d play poker. I’d always wear a cowboy hat.
If I were a raccoon, I’d steal all the shiny things.
I’d hide them.
If I were a camel, I wouldn’t let you put any straw on my back.
I’d dance in the desert. I’d keep chocolate milk in my hump
If I were a car, I’d fly.
In the air, I’d never hit a bump.
If I were a chicken, I certainly wouldn’t live in the sea.
But don’t be disappointed-I’m still unordinary!
Instead of feathers, I’d have blue, bushy hair.
If I were a girl, I certainly wouldn’t be disappointed.
I’d make up a story. I’d wish I was a fish.
I’d do the butterfly. I’d own a chicken farm below the sea.
If I were a cat, I wouldn’t eat a fish.
I’d still wear pajamas. No one would be as cool as me.
If I were a dog, I wouldn’t eat a cat
I’d play poker. I’d always wear a cowboy hat.
If I were a raccoon, I’d steal all the shiny things.
I’d hide them.
If I were a camel, I wouldn’t let you put any straw on my back.
I’d dance in the desert. I’d keep chocolate milk in my hump
If I were a car, I’d fly.
In the air, I’d never hit a bump.
If I were a chicken, I certainly wouldn’t live in the sea.
But don’t be disappointed-I’m still unordinary!
Instead of feathers, I’d have blue, bushy hair.
If I were a girl, I certainly wouldn’t be disappointed.
I’d make up a story. I’d wish I was a fish.