Cartoons Are Dirty, Filthy Liars!

Oct 18, 2006 02:49

Remember Grape Ape? What the hell was that dude all about? Most cartoons at least have one personality trait that pertains to their name. Grape ape hated grapes, he didn't resemble a grape, nor did he just carry grapes around for the hell of it. No, he just said his name over and over, the dip-shit. I like my toons straight forward. Daffy duck is daffy. Porky pig is fat. Big bird is a big bird and not even a cartoon. Let's not forget Roadrunner the roadrunner. Wile E. coyote was wiley(and it was ironic). And last but not least good ol' Bugs bunny. Who was ... umm ... infested with ticks and roaches ... and he buggered people! Ha Ha, that's why.

Whenever some dude drives by me and waves i don't care if i even know him, i wave back. Cause' who knows, maybe he belongs to a secret club and the wave is how he recognizes his brethren. That's how i'm moving up the ladder. It's all about who you know.
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