Oct 16, 2006 21:45
Old people are like walking holograms from the past, only the projections are blurry and yell at random objects and shit their pants a lot.
I'm not up on current 'lingo'. Whenever i do something cool and some dude says, "whoa, sick"! I always say, 'how so, i only triple indy-nose-boned that mcgreggor to the shizz macguffin180, corn-burglar'! Whatever happened to just saying swell or keen, huh?
I find possible band names everywhere i look. Over there, a jar. Over here, fighting monkeys. In my hand, a sheet of paper addressed to me, which reads: Positive Hepatitus B. Sweet, that one's a keeper.