A Scene From My Real-Life
Felix tells his mommy about a man whom pissed him off at work.
Felix: The dude thought i flipped him off, when i just waved sarcastically.
Mommy: That was last night, why are you still whining about this?
Felix: Because, i'm pissed off. Besides, the Jews were nearly exterminated over 60 years ago but people are still whining about THAT!
Man, i hope zombies attack soon, because if they do, i'm tossing that bitch to them for prime eatings ... just, uh, replace bitch with mommy.
Felix: The dude thought i flipped him off, when i just waved sarcastically.
Mommy: That was last night, why are you still whining about this?
Felix: Because, i'm pissed off. Besides, the Jews were nearly exterminated over 60 years ago but people are still whining about THAT!
Man, i hope zombies attack soon, because if they do, i'm tossing that bitch to them for prime eatings ... just, uh, replace bitch with mommy.