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Toke it Up!
100%
Cop Taunter
83%
Cletus, meet your Uncle, and Father...Billy Bob.
83%
Hope you brought the lube!
75%
GET OUT OF MY WAY!!
58%
Drunk-Naked Driver!
58%
Vote Bush!
50%
Yo, Rap Sux Biotch!
50%
Double Vision
42%
You'll poke your eye out!
42%
Frat house....
42%
White Stained Dress
17%
Honk Honk Honk!
8%
But what about Daddy?
8%
Which Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
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ohhhh look whos ballin outa control
its not me =(
just joking..cuz IT IS!! AHHH haha. ya okay.
im so lame =(
*eh em*
so uh..havent gone to school but once this week..i oughta go in tomorrow..but i really dont wanna. ah well.
dood i LOVE pistol whip..its gods direct creation. honestly, i think it was love at first site. *dream state recall* bloodee-bloodee-bloodee
my burgundy '97 lexus sc300 graced the lot of parking infront of Simply Sublimes. the moment my hand twisted the key out of the ignition, i could feel bliss seeping through my pores. you know what they say about doors.."when one door closes, another one opens"? well, my leather-interior lexus car door closed, and the door of happiness opened for me..aka Simply's. in a rush to get to the display cases, i swiftly passed the employee greeting us and practically trampled over myself from all of the anticipation. my eyes lit up, like a young fat boy feasting his eyes on cake, when i thought i found the one. a double blown color changing $25 glass pipe. ohhh was it nice. it even stimulated somewhat of a clitoral erection. my head said yes but my heart said no..i had to continue looking for that special one. in pure dismay, thinking i was to leave empty handed, i turned away from the display case in disgust. but then, as i slowly looked up, i followed andrew's pointing finger to yet another case! (one i should have noticed since it was right behind me.)BONGS!! i shouted within with great excitement. jubilant and surprised, a neon green acrylic pistol handle shaped bong snatched my eyes. it was as if time had frozen around me and this vibrant green seranaded me, touching my innermost feelings. i grasped it's awesomeness comfortably, as it was shaped to my hand. i soon realized that even a carb was on it rather than pulling out the stem and all! my goodness, what an awesome find!! but how much money?? was i able to afford such a treat?? andrew discovered the price, and revealed its pricing to be a reasonable $22!!!! SUCCESS!!! a neon green, acrylic, pistol shaped, carb water bong!!! i babied it like a..baby...(babied, baby..whatever.) i asked andrew what it should be named..he suggested suicide (because it looks like you are about to blow your brains off)..but i thought was a wee bit harsh. then the phenomanol, groovy hit from Snoop a loop Doggawag, orrr Snoop-diddly-oop, snapple snipple boo..whatever..that skinny black dude who smokes a lotta weed...came on the radio..."when the pimp's in the crib mah, drop it like its haawwt"..the words made us giggle amongst ourselves but we were soon hushed as he went on to state "pistol whip you, dip you, then flip you." we were awe-striken. i then pronounced this masterpiece to be named "Pistol Whip" WUZZUP NOW BIATCH?!