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Why is writing porn so hard!?! I really wish that pun was intended. *groans*
Talking about porn. Hubby wants to start a film club with "questionable" movies. You know, dirty ones that aren't really porn. Like 9 1/2 Weeks and Ages of Lulu. I did point out to him that the only person willing to sit through that kind of movies with us is living in Sweden. And probably wouldn't be too fond of the gay themed movies I would like to show, homophobe that he is.
It's one thing to watch like say scary movies together. Something many of my new Icelandic friends do. It's a little bit different watching movies that could possibly turn you on. (Unless of course that's what you watch scary movies for? Blood!kink? Torned flesh!fetish? Brainmatter!lust?) For one thing we don't have nearly enough bedrooms to deal with possible after effects. *g*
But anyway, what dirty-but-not-porn movies would you recommend? *g*
[ETA. God, my kids!
Boy: Take your vagina out of your vagina. I would do that!
Girl: Yeurgh! No!
Boy: Look, here is my penis! *pulls penis out of pants* See it?
Girl: Wanna see mine? *puts her finger out of her knickers* Look, it's my penis!
Boy: *giggles*
How was she supposed to take her vagina out of her vagina? *snorts* I think he meant 'take off your panties so I can see it' but with his brain, who knows? lol
And now he's trying to swallow the remote. I think it's time for bed for them.
Talking about porn. Hubby wants to start a film club with "questionable" movies. You know, dirty ones that aren't really porn. Like 9 1/2 Weeks and Ages of Lulu. I did point out to him that the only person willing to sit through that kind of movies with us is living in Sweden. And probably wouldn't be too fond of the gay themed movies I would like to show, homophobe that he is.
It's one thing to watch like say scary movies together. Something many of my new Icelandic friends do. It's a little bit different watching movies that could possibly turn you on. (Unless of course that's what you watch scary movies for? Blood!kink? Torned flesh!fetish? Brainmatter!lust?) For one thing we don't have nearly enough bedrooms to deal with possible after effects. *g*
But anyway, what dirty-but-not-porn movies would you recommend? *g*
[ETA. God, my kids!
Boy: Take your vagina out of your vagina. I would do that!
Girl: Yeurgh! No!
Boy: Look, here is my penis! *pulls penis out of pants* See it?
Girl: Wanna see mine? *puts her finger out of her knickers* Look, it's my penis!
Boy: *giggles*
How was she supposed to take her vagina out of her vagina? *snorts* I think he meant 'take off your panties so I can see it' but with his brain, who knows? lol
And now he's trying to swallow the remote. I think it's time for bed for them.